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   messageicon Watching all these Hollywood people pretend they didnt know about Weinstein is some of the best acting they’ve done in years
←Rate | 10-12-2017 13:30 by CrackY Comments (0)  

   messageicon Kim and Kanye name their newborn son Saint West because it will take a miracle for him to turn out normal.
←Rate | 12-07-2015 16:17 by CrackY Comments (0)  

   messageicon United States population: 323.1 million. Trinidad and Tobago population: 1.3 million. And they just eliminated us from the World Cup.
←Rate | 10-11-2017 07:56 by CrackY Comments (1)  

   messageicon Car companies need to find a way to tell the cars behind you, "It's not me, it's this asshole in front of me!"
←Rate | 05-02-2012 20:25 by CrackY Comments (0)  

   messageicon Finding out Charlie Sheen tested positive for HIV is like finding out Bob Marley tested positive for marijuana.
←Rate | 11-16-2015 20:40 by CrackY Comments (0)  

   messageicon Pastor Joel Osteen won't open his Houston ⛪ church that can hold 16,000 for hurricane victims because it only provides shelter from taxes.
←Rate | 08-30-2017 15:07 by CrackY Comments (3)  

   messageicon WhatsApp now has 2 blue ticks when the person has read the message. I guess I can't ignore people on purpose anymore.
←Rate | 11-06-2014 09:54 by Cracky Comments (0)  

   messageicon Did anyone else think that we would be living like the Jetson´s by now?
←Rate | 05-29-2012 20:32 by cracky Comments (0)  

   messageicon That embarrassing moment when you shoot a three pointer at a dustbin and miss.
←Rate | 05-29-2012 15:47 by CrackY Comments (0)  


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