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For the past 20 years I've been trying to figure out how to "Stop" Collaborate" and "Listen"
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04-13-2011 05:50 by
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I'm so out of shape, I threw my back out taking a poop!
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04-13-2011 05:39 by
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needs to stop listening what people are telling him to do and start focusing on what he really wants in life..... pie!
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04-13-2011 05:37
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Sober ________ and Drunk _________ don't talk. Someone please fill me about last night.
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04-13-2011 03:43 by
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I hate those stupid orange juice commercials that make it seem like no matter what happens throughout the day as long as you have some "orange juice" it'll be okay.....
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04-13-2011 01:21
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A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
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04-12-2011 23:52 by
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I had this crazy dream that I was on facebook writing about how I hate my insomnia. Oh wait (posted at 2am)
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04-12-2011 23:35 by
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I have to constantly remind myself of the fact that life is too short to waste it on getting mad at idiots
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04-12-2011 23:29 by
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❒Taken ❒Single ✔ Dont care anymore
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04-12-2011 23:22 by
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I thinks my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wi-Fi internet.
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04-12-2011 23:08 by
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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.
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04-12-2011 23:06 by
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I don't hate you, I never could. I don't regret meeting you, I never will. But I do regret our relationship. It destroyed our friendship!
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04-12-2011 22:56 by
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True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.
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04-12-2011 22:41
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If you say something really fast it can sound really easy or really hard.
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04-12-2011 22:40
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I just took the garbage out. In 3D
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04-12-2011 22:31 by
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So... after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
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04-12-2011 22:28
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I solve many of my problems by simply ignoring them
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04-12-2011 22:28 by
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After 10 Dos Equis beers, I think I'm the most interesting man in the world
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04-12-2011 22:27 by
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I took everything with a grain of salt and now I have hypertension.
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04-12-2011 22:22
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Spring makes every day feel like you're stuck in the office on a Friday afternoon.
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