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The word 'Microsoft' makes me think of chubby midgets
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06-10-2011 23:14
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When somebody sends me a 'k' text, I assume they forgot the rest of "fuc_ you" so I make sure to correct them.
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06-10-2011 23:06 by
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3 things I've learned in school: Texting without looking, Sleeping without getting caught, TEAMWORK on tests
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06-10-2011 23:05 by
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Loving someone who doesn't love you back is like hugging a cactus. The tighter you hold on, the more it hurts.
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06-10-2011 23:03 by
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Wish Adam would have spent more than just a rib.....
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06-10-2011 23:02 by
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I love seeing the Australian news cause it's like they're from the future.
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06-10-2011 22:59 by
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Today I told my car it's okay for it to tell me if it's a transformer. It didn't answer. I assume it's just waiting for the right moment.
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06-10-2011 22:59 by
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I'd be a great sports announcer because I'm really good at pointing out obvious sh*t and having incomprehensible conversations.
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06-10-2011 22:58 by
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I'd be a great sports announcer because I'm really good at pointing out obvious shit and having incomprehensible conversations.
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06-10-2011 22:53 by
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Sometimes people are beautiful. Not in looks. Not in what they say. Just in what they are.
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06-10-2011 22:51 by
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To the guy who named cotton candy: Yes! It looks just like it sounds. To the guy who named Milk Duds: What the hell is wrong with you?
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06-10-2011 22:50 by
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I've been having this weird feeling all day, the only way I know how to describe it is: you know when you switch on a switch and nothing happens? That.
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06-10-2011 22:49 by
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They really need to add a “download this song illegally” button on Pandora.
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06-10-2011 22:49 by
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NOTICE: Helen Waite is now in charge of my complaint department. SO if you have any complaints - please go to Helen Waite.
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06-10-2011 22:46 by
Marshall the Great
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Definition of pointless: Jobless people on Facebook updating their status to 'thank God it's the weekend'
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06-10-2011 22:44 by
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When I die, I want to be cremated regardless of cost... I feel like I've urned it.
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06-10-2011 22:20 by
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“When it Absowutewy, Positivewy has to be thewe ovewnight." ~ FuddEx
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06-10-2011 22:19 by
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I bet people don't even wear capes in Cape Town.
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06-10-2011 20:34 by
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Had a dream last night. I knew it was a dream immediately because the therapist agreed with me, the ex apologized, and I was wearing pants.
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06-10-2011 19:59 by
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I don't run for fun! If you see me running past you, you better start running too because something is coming.
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06-10-2011 19:55 by
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