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God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.
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07-13-2011 00:28 by
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I really dont get the need for these giant 24 hour combination superstores. I have never in the middle of the night decided I just had to have a chainsaw, bicycle helmet and whipped cream.... wait... I take that back....
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07-12-2011 23:37
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Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
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07-12-2011 22:31 by
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Laugh at your problems, everybody else does
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07-12-2011 22:23 by
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Pretending to care about what the birthday card says, but you really just want the money.
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07-12-2011 22:08 by
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Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
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07-12-2011 22:02 by
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Tall girl & Short guy = Awkward. Tall girl & Tall guy = Cute. Short girl & Tall guy = Adorable. Short girl & Short guy = AWW.
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07-12-2011 22:00 by
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5.Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
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07-12-2011 21:59 by
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everything your not
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07-12-2011 21:26
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men, take care of your wives. Cause if you dont there are plenty of guys that will.
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07-12-2011 21:16 by
island of misfit toys
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Does the plus sign mean Google tested positive for Facebook?
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07-12-2011 21:05 by
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i like to fast forward through menopause commercials
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07-12-2011 20:41 by
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In the movie of life, I am my own stunt double.
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07-12-2011 20:41
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I am going to only talk like a gangster from the 1940s starting right now. See?
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07-12-2011 20:32 by
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Follow Does this Dress make me look cross-dresserish?
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07-12-2011 20:27 by
Bobo the Chimp
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Im so sick of my smartphone. If technology was up to me, we'd just now be getting around to the whistle thingy when a tea kettle gets hot.
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07-12-2011 20:25 by
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I always put eggs in a ziplock bag before I crack them open in case a chicken darts out.
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07-12-2011 20:23 by
Bobo the Chimp
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I like to do my ATM transactions in Spanish, ‘cause then it feels like a bigger deal when the money comes out.
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07-12-2011 20:15
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It's so hot I just saw a squirrel soaking his nuts in Gatorade!(get ur mind outta the gutter not those kinda nuts)
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07-12-2011 20:08
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It must be "National Beat Up Your Co-Worker Day" cause I've got the urge to walk across the hall and enjoy my holiday.
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