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X is God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.
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←Rate | 07-13-2011 00:28 by Marshall

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Marshall the Great
Wednesday July 13, 2011 @ 12:05 PM

I'll tell ya the real story, it won't fit in the status submission so whoever reads these comments gets a good story....... So, God made Adam. One day Adam realized he was lonely, so he asked God for a companion. God said, "I can make a woman for you. She will cook and clean and do everything you ask her to. She will wait on you hand and foot. She will be so beautiful that you won't be able to take your eyes off of her. It's gonna cost you an arm and a leg, though." Adam said, "Damn that's expensive, what can I get for a rib?

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