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While stalking on facebook, everything seems fine until you accidentally like their post from 2009
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12-02-2011 18:03 by
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Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on Facebook. I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4,000 F'in Muslims tried to ad me as a friend!
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12-02-2011 18:01
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I can see you need a bikini wax from here.
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12-02-2011 17:59
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I guess people "check in" anywhere huh??? surprised I haven't seen anyone check into their girlfriends vag!na
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12-02-2011 17:02
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The one good thing I experienced about eating at In & Out Burger is it helped get rid of that gum I swallowed several years ago.
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12-02-2011 16:48 by
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There will always be a song in our playlist which we always skip, but never delete ... *LIKE* this if agree :D
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12-02-2011 16:43
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says Ladies; if you don't know how to dance, just spell your name with your butt. Problem solved.
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12-02-2011 16:42
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The girlfriend gets the wallposts, the hoes get the inbox.
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12-02-2011 16:41
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It's Britney Spears birthday. She's 30. That's about 57 in trailer park years.
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12-02-2011 16:07 by
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One could make a reasonable argument that the tot is the best part of the tater.
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12-02-2011 16:06 by
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When your hands are tied, backs against the wall & swept off your feet all at once it clearly means you're a hostage.
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12-02-2011 16:04 by
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Michael Imperioli is really pissed off about tequila.
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12-02-2011 16:02 by
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Someone told me that the word "gullible" was not in the dictionary. Well I checked and it was there! Sometimes people's idiocy surprises me.
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12-02-2011 15:56 by
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Still confused why we use soap and water to remove food from our hands, but just dry paper to remove sh!t from our a$$holes
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12-02-2011 15:35
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Attn: numbskull public bathroom users- would it kill ya to *Flush* when you're done??
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12-02-2011 14:19
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"Dude, She Called You Poor!" "OH HELL NO, Hold My Food Stamps"
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12-02-2011 14:13
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Right now you make about as much sense as an Alzheimer's patient applying for a job as a history teacher.
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12-02-2011 14:09 by
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I always bring some wire cutters to parties, just in case someone else brings a guitar.
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12-02-2011 14:06 by
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I'm smiling on the outside because I have a rainbow of pills on the inside.
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12-02-2011 14:05 by
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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
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