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video game logic: Everyone worse than me is a noob. Everyone better than me has no life 
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?...Nothing.. they just WAVED...Do you SEA what I did there?...I'm SHORE you did, BEACH. :)
it just me or the New Facebook Layout kinda looks like the ol Myspace? O_o
My dad still has the mind of a scientist. In a jar on the mantelpiece in his basement, right under the moose head.
No one at work will question the handful of pills you are swallowing if you just say that it's what keeps you from murdering them all.
The House of Representatives should be replaced with a mix of carnies, some Wayans, a few Pilates teachers, & the Oakland A's.
Dear Girls, when a boy pauses his video game to text you.. Marry him.
Got a note from Santa, said I was in the record books for being on his naughtly list for more than 40 consecutive years......... I guess he didn't appreciate my wish list as I got a return to sender with a LMAO attached......
Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper
Some people are like fast food…they never look as good in real life as they do on TV.
I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
My life is like 1-ply toilet paper..I get the job done but I have no idea how.
I wonder if Tommy Lee, Tom Jones, and Tommy Lee Jones ever get each other's mail?
When you have sex with someone for the first time you get an idea of what their ex liked
This time of year makes me miss the two guys from the old Miller's Outpost commercials.
Whenever there's a ping pong compatition on tv I secretely hope Tom Hanks shows up, paddle in hand, and just destroys everyone.
You're leaning on your left elbow arent you!
Now that one Kim is gone, Kardashian can go too
Don't worry guys, Casey Anthony will eventually go to jail for stealing back her sports memorabilia at gunpoint. Let's just ride this out.
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