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doing the toothfairies fingernails, hey she wants to look good to on a budget
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01-05-2012 10:03 by
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Remember the days when the best way to sharpen your robbing and murdering skills was to get yourself involved in Texas cheerleading?
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01-05-2012 10:02 by
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Divas are fun and all, but do your best to keep them away from open flame. Their faces are highly susceptible to melting.
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01-05-2012 09:59 by
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Bible forbids men w/men but nothing about women w/women, proving the Old Testament has the same policy as Vivid Video.
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01-05-2012 09:59 by
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gdfdyddhfjhsglqtpgng MACARENA gfsfjkdhkwgjldhlasgjebhhf MACARENA dhshjfdhjfbfjhgnnnnbbnh MACARENA EEEEEEEEHH MACARENA
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01-05-2012 09:58 by
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Truck commercials are getting ridiculous. Just waiting for one with an F850 pulling planet earth. Built Ford Tough.
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01-05-2012 09:58 by
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If you put your finger in someone's butt you're legally married to that person in at least 46 states.
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01-05-2012 09:56 by
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They probably just called her an "explorer" because "Dora the Drug Mule" didn't rhyme.
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01-05-2012 09:56 by
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I think we should follow new people.
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01-05-2012 09:55 by
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There comes a time in every man's life when he starts using this phrase.
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01-05-2012 09:54 by
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Don't forget to put the word "organic" in your tweets, so you can charge more for them.
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01-05-2012 09:48 by
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Remember that movie from the 80's where Robert Downey Jr. blew a guy and then died from a coke overdose? Was that "Gremlins"?
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01-05-2012 09:47 by
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Tip! If the party invitation mentions 'festivities', 'ball pit' and 'face painting' - it's most definitely B.Y.O.B. You are welcome!
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01-05-2012 09:45 by
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enough with the Marty McFly posts! George Carlin traveled back from the year 2688 to help out Bill and Ted but you don't see me posting about it!
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01-05-2012 09:16
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No lie speech to text is cool until you say "I'll be off work in fifteen" and it sends "I like to beat off jerks and teens" *RJ*
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01-05-2012 04:50
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I went to Walmart on my way home tonight and this guy was buying camping gear and women thongs, makes you wonder what the hell he is doing later.
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01-05-2012 03:43
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starting the diet on monday or when walgreens runs out of maked down christmas candy
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01-05-2012 02:45 by
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Life is the school Love is the lesson and sex the homework. so don't forget to do the homework tonight
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01-05-2012 02:05 by
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Canadian 25, quit making all these deep quotes. We like hockey, ice fishing, and naked chicks in touqes doiing stuff.
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01-05-2012 01:55
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I wish I could collect all the tears you made me cry.. So I could DROWN you in them :(
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01-05-2012 01:43 by
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