Funny Status Message #88344

X The key to a womens heart is... giving her all of yours! <3
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# 76047 My ex asked the stupidest questions, like if you could be any vegtable what would you be, so I replied a 14 inch cucumber in a womens prison. she failed to see the irony, bless her lil vegan bleeding heart!
# 31287 Just saw this group on facebook: "Menstruation, menopause, mental breakdowns... Ever noticed how all womens problems begin with men?" No. All womens problems begin with opening their mouths and saying stupid things like that.
# 86743 I wish pillsbury would think of another way to open biscuits without giving you a heart attack:)

←Rate | 01-26-2012 22:58 by @kraziedavid909

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