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   messageicon Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.
←Rate | 02-20-2012 22:17 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am aware that I am less than some people perfer me to be but most people are unaware that I am so much more than what they see.
←Rate | 10-10-2011 18:43 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon RelationSHIPS sink when they have too many passengers.
←Rate | 02-20-2012 22:21 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Thursday, which is "Friday Eve" in Optimisian.
←Rate | 09-29-2011 18:53 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i asked God to protect me from my enemines. Then all of a sudden I started losing "friends".
←Rate | 10-03-2011 20:46 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "If you want to fly, you got to give up the sh*t that weighs you down!"
←Rate | 10-13-2011 18:02 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Karaoke is always a great idea before the mic is placed in your hand
←Rate | 09-29-2011 18:07 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My parents accused me of being a liar. So I looked them straight in the eye and said "Tooth Fairy, Santa Clause, Easter Bunny." And walked away like a boss
←Rate | 10-03-2011 20:10 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Her legs spread so easily...I can't believe its not butter...
←Rate | 09-29-2011 20:54 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I met this Chinese guy named Ho Lee Chit... (^_^)
←Rate | 10-03-2011 20:31 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon That feel good feeling when someone walks into your life and you know there going to make an impact on your life :)
←Rate | 10-20-2011 22:16 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ____&_____ <----- This totally looks like a person scooting there as$ on the floor..lol
←Rate | 10-21-2011 01:51 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need a BAD GIRL with good INTENTIONS
←Rate | 10-26-2011 02:38 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ladies when a guy changes his status on facebook from single to in a relationship..say congratulations which hand is it this time? Right or Left
←Rate | 10-18-2011 21:26 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I may be getting older but that's no reason to grow up.
←Rate | 05-27-2012 22:21 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I might not be someone's first choice, but I am a great choice. I don't pretend to be someone I'm not, because I'm good at being me. I might not be proud of some of the things I've done in the past, but I'm proud of who I am today. I may not be perfect, b
←Rate | 12-14-2011 22:47 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon says just because you put high octane in your metro geo doesn't mean you belong in the fast lane.
←Rate | 09-14-2011 19:33 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon prays for the day when all resturants have scatch and sniffs ...to get a good whiff of the meal before you order it lol
←Rate | 09-26-2011 17:21 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon k mmmmmmmmmmmmm,7 3 (OMG, MY CAT WROTE THAT, HE'S A GENIUS.)
←Rate | 09-29-2011 18:17 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In bed and feeling all giggly. Hehe, cupcakes and boobies!
←Rate | 09-29-2011 17:50 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  



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