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   messageicon I always collect hair from hairbrushes at party...that way, IF I decide to commit a crime, they'll think it was 23 different people, not me
←Rate | 02-20-2012 09:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just found a Adam Sandler for President FB pg... has there ever been a thought that hasnt been made into a page or group?
←Rate | 02-20-2012 09:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think our Presidents should have to wear powdered wigs...great visual
←Rate | 02-20-2012 09:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being President means never having to say I'm Sorry
←Rate | 02-20-2012 09:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here in America we pay homeage to our Presidents by gathering at malls and walmarts giving back our tax returns
←Rate | 02-20-2012 09:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Like if you havent given one thought to our Presidents, just the day off.
←Rate | 02-20-2012 08:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon presidents day = SALES..thanks for running our country, Ima celebrate with new socks and a plunger
←Rate | 02-20-2012 08:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think groundhogs day obviously means more to us than presidents day.
←Rate | 02-20-2012 08:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The man in the yellow hat has clearly lost control of our president
←Rate | 02-20-2012 08:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon presidents day is for reflecting on our forefathers and accomplishments by great men..or drink the day away thanks to our current recession
←Rate | 02-20-2012 08:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon operating a safe distance from genius this morning.
←Rate | 02-20-2012 08:29 by Maureen Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oprah donated her $ to build a school on another country tax free. Thats ok, no kids here need help..she celebrates presidents day by owning a president..Fweeeeeee
←Rate | 02-20-2012 08:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.
←Rate | 02-20-2012 08:21 by Maureen Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you're on a blind date and they ask if you're into furry handcuffs, and then admit they sometimes wet the bed... playing possum may not be your best choice of escape
←Rate | 02-20-2012 07:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon sometimes when I read certain things it's like having my eyes raped by stupidity.
←Rate | 02-20-2012 06:06 by CindyAnn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got a flat tire... Pulled over to change it. Stupid guy says, "Did your tire go flat?" I said " No, I was driving along and the other 3 just swelled up!"
←Rate | 02-20-2012 06:01 by CindyAnn Comments (1)  


   messageicon I've got 99 problems, so I metaphorically placed each one in a luftballoon and then send them on their way to the horizon.
←Rate | 02-20-2012 04:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon parents are hypocritical.....your not supposed to take candy or food from strangers but what do they let you do every Halloween? not supposed to talk to strangers but every christmas they sit you on santa's lap so you can talk to him.
←Rate | 02-20-2012 04:04 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm fine with it raining cats and dogs as long as it doesn't reindeer
←Rate | 02-20-2012 03:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trying to get in shape for all those people I'm not having sex with.
←Rate | 02-20-2012 02:30 Comments (0)  



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