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The word LISTEN contains the same letters as the word SILENT........ 
I got 99 problims and speling aint won of thim.
Oh act like you never bullied someone in school.
I bet Carroll Shelby went from Alive to Dead in less than 10 seconds
One Direction goes both ways.
Johnny Depp dresses like a human dreamcatcher.
I just saved a bunch of money by shopping online with other people's credit card numbers.
Every morning me and my dog play rock paper scissors to see who eats first today I finally ate first.
Last night I brought this woman back from the bar and couldn't get it up. I looked at her and all I could say was; sorry, no hard feelings.
Wow, Mitt. First animal abuse and now a school bully.....and you think you're a good example?.......of what?
Thinks everyone should feel "Happy Go Lucky" everyday & not just on Fridays!!!
Nearly 2 million DEAD Americans are still registered to vote... Therefore, President Obama might LITERALLY be reelected over our DEAD bodies!
I was at a bar lasy night where the women were so ugly, it took 50 shades of grey goose to make them look good.
concentrate on fixing your own heterosexual marriage before you lecture on what's wrong with their relationship
tanning salons should make tanning funner like a tanning moonbounce called the shake n bake
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this post is about you, don't you? don't you?
Last night my wife is sipping a glass of wine while sitting with me, she says: I love you so much I don't know how I ever live without you! Me: Is it you talking or is it the wine? Her: It's me talking to the wine!
If the TV show "Cops" has taught me anything, it's to stay away from people with blurry faces....... they always seem to attract trouble.......
They have auto-steer and auto-park on new cars, but I would like to see auto-drivemydrunkass homefromthebar.
Men think about sex every seven seconds. The rest of the time is spent trying to come with a lie when a woman asks, "What are you thinking?" 