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HOODTRANSLATIONS: "Bruh I got da whip"= My mother was kind enough to let me use the car Today..... 
#HOODTRANSLATIONS: "take one for the team bruh" = while I'm with this attractive female, please occupy her friend who is strong in the face.
HOODTRANSLATIONS: "Where the hoez at?" = We wish to know the whereabouts about those with no morals to perform in rather raunchy activities
Find what you love and let it kill you.
HOODTRANSLATIONS Sh*t just got real = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & this is no more a laughing matter.
A day without love, sex or booze is just another day closer to death.
A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste…
Fellaz: Be the man you pretend to be when you're trying to get pu$$y.
While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out.
Ebonics 101:"Free my Ni**A"= although he did commit a crime that is against the law ..release him from jail because he is my friend
Bite marks, hickies, and scratches are love notes written in flesh.
Ebonics 101:where dey do dat at?= what type of establishment allows behavior of that sort?
Life should be this simple: do whatever makes you happy until you die.
It's not really such an "Easy-Bake" oven when you're trying to cook a pot roast. This is taking *forever*.
Have you seen these gas prices?? I just filled up and it doubled the value of my car!!
When a job interviewer asks, "Where do you see yourself in five years?", it's a test to see if you own a time machine.
remembers when Cheddar was still a cheese
If you think I wrote this status update in the nude, you're wrong. I'm wearing a sombrero and a candy necklace. (
Hey people that make socks..can you make them so they last more then 3 times worn..!
HEY,,, I remember when they had Child Protective Services when I was a kid... And her name was Grandma... Love you Gram ! 