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Full Disclosure: I stole all these words from the dictionary 
"Don't stop bereaving."..............Karaoke singer at a Japanese funeral..
Siri's on her period. she needs an iPad
Maybe Sandusky should've faked his death like Joe Pa to get out of trouble
Jerry Sandusky will go from this (__*__) to this (__0__) very very soon!
Am I the only mother***king one who doesn't understand a f***king word that Katt Williams motherf***king says?
Jerry Sandusky is about to go from tight end to wide receiver.
thumbs up if you drive til the gas light come on
May be we all should start a #RIPCharlieSheen trend. He'd be so drunk, It'll take him a while to realise he is not dead.
Gas is dropping...we must have secured an oil rig in the middle east...
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is!!
You know who was hurt the most in this whole ordeal by name association alone... the residents of Sandusky, Ohio... And the American workers at Callahan Auto... they make the best parts money can buy...
I bet dogs are saying "Where is our damn Abraham Lincoln? We are tired of these humans thinking they own us."
I find it hilarious that only one company makes the game monopoly
I wonder if everyone who pays 2 dollars to buy a bottle of Evian realize that backwards it spells naive
Do dyslexic devil worshipers sell their soul to Santa?
I see your creepiness level and raise you a disappearing act.
GIRL: "You give me butterflies" BOY: "You give me b0ners"
I won't protect you, but I will lay in bed next to you telling you what I think is making those freaky noises.
Do these throbbing jugulars, twitching temples & clenched jaws look 'calm' to you? Body language is key. 