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Obama should start his speech off with... "allow me to reintroduce myself"
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11-07-2012 00:08
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Somewhere in Alaska, Sarah Palin is crying into her bucket of Chick-Fil-A.
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11-06-2012 23:56 by
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..... Now America will find out just how affordable the Affordable "Free" Healthcare really is! ....... BTW ... there is a price that will be paid for it!.... And it is not free.
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11-06-2012 23:56
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So I guess its true: once you go black...........
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11-06-2012 23:55 by
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I think we need someone to run next term who will campaign on getting rid of the electoral vote and let the people decide who is to be our president.
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11-06-2012 23:43
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FOUR MORE BEERS!!! FOUR MORE BEERS!!! oops I mean, FOUR MORE YEARS!!! FOUR MORE YEARS!!!
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11-06-2012 23:42
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Free Jay-z concert tickets were given out for Obama voters!!!
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11-06-2012 23:40
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on the flight back home dont let Romney sit by the window....he might really try to open it this time
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11-06-2012 23:34 by
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Apple Maps projects Obama to win Paraguay
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11-06-2012 23:33 by
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like they say in vegas.....always bet on black!!!!
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11-06-2012 23:29
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WELL DONE AMERICA!! THE WORLD CELEBRATES WITH YOU!!!
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11-06-2012 23:29
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Obama supporters will party all night, especially since most of them don't work...
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11-06-2012 23:28
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Whoooo!! Well Done Obama!!!!! ......... 2 soon? I think not!! :)
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11-06-2012 23:19
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David Beckham does some amazing football tricks.. I hear that he managed to hit Katherine Jenkins chin with two balls.
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11-06-2012 23:15
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A recent survey shows men lie more than women. How do we know they were telling the truth though?
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11-06-2012 23:13
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New drinking game! Have to drink every time Wolf Blitzer says "Votes"
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11-06-2012 22:31 by
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Obama is all about change. Unfortunately, it's my change and your change he'll take...
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11-06-2012 22:28
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I need 4 more beers...
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11-06-2012 21:58
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If Romney gets elected, I hope Kanye interrupt his speech and talks about how Obama should have won.
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11-06-2012 21:38 by
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Jesus said: "Heal the sick, feed the poor", and Romney said "What, for free?"
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