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The most awkward conversation must have been between the guy who invented toilet paper and the first person he told about it. 
Be wary of programmers bearing screwdrivers. Be VERY wary of programmers bearing soldering irons.
Ok so America is attacking Syria for the chemical gas thing but who's attacking America for the Miley Cyrus thing?
I have not heard a single person mention a music video in the discussion of last night's VMAs.
I am outraged that corporate media would air that thing they desperately wanted me to be outraged about!
What Miley Cyrus did is nothing compared to what some of your baby girls have already done in her first week at college.
After opening this month's electric bill, I am no longer scared of the dark.
The best time to reexamine your life is when you find yourself reluctantly nodding to the questions asked at the start of an infomercial.
been accused by others of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine!
My cats are staring at me like i'm King Tuna Tut.
I would pic a Miley Cyrus joke over any depressing news about the war in Syria any day.
This just enforces the belief that people with mullets should not be raising children.
Why waste money on a shrink when I can just watch the dog whisperer and get cured for free.
MTV better start playing something else other than the VMAs, because if I have to see miley twerking one more time, I'm going to volunteer as tribute for the next hunger games
It's ironic.... but wouldn't you love to be......."Booby Trapped"
Kyle Busch's face looks like he is trying to hold in a poop.
Sad to read that the creator of classic party game Twister has died. Top bloke and will always be remembered for giving me the chance to see my auntie's crack.
So, if Miley Cyrus and the Beebs had a baby it would make honey boo boo look like the royal baby! .. and she could hump its Teddy Bears !
Joan Rivers doesnt look a day over $225,000
Next years VMA's: someone will actually get pregnant on live TV 