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Called the service provider turns out everything is okay, and you did get my texts, so I'm outside your window watching you read this... 
A strip club inside Starbucks - Starbutts.
God has send us all in pairs…someone…somewhere is made for u…so wait for the right time n right moment.
BREAKING NEWS: Ariel Castro's neck.
Dear teeth whiteners. .. you have a set of teeth on the bottom too.. you're like the guys at the gym that don't do legs..
Dating these days must be so hard, because how do you know somebody loves you if they don’t make you a mix tape?
John McCain's next campaign should be sponsored by Full Tilt Poker.
every machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough
if a tree falls in the woods it should break into a light jog so it looks like it did it on purpose.
TODAY I went in to have that all important "Special" check up that all men of a certain age should have, which leads me to this question; is it normal for a proctologist to have a tip jar on the examination table?
I am so overwhelmed by the birthday love, and SO underwhelmed by the birthday gifts!!!!
I am sooo glad I was young, wild & crazy before there were cell phones & evidence.
Have you ever noticed that farts are always blamed on ugly people.
Sorry for my poor English, I'm American.
BREAKING NEWS: Ariel Castro confirms that he is a swinger.
Do Australians refer to the rest of the world as "up-over"?
Ariel Castro's last words to the guards were "I'm going to go hang out in my cell for a while."
A TV chef just explained, "it's the heat that starts the cooking process"... Hmmm,, Let me just write that down
The irony is,, Girl dogs do not even talk about their girl friends behind their backs...
Ariel Castro may be dead but Casey Anthony is still out there 