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   messageicon it is good to see soccer marches happening at that tattoo festival in Brazil
←Rate | 06-15-2014 02:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Soccer fans should just accept the the fact that, for good reason, nobody outside the USA cares about anything outside the USA.
←Rate | 06-15-2014 01:01 by NFL RULES Comments (0)  


   messageicon Funny, I have not heard Tracy Morgan say "cracker" in a few days.
←Rate | 06-14-2014 18:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Fathers Day 2mmrw... Ladies plz don't start bashing the whole male species! If ya baby daddy ain't sh*t, you picked him!
←Rate | 06-14-2014 18:01 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel like I'm being brainwashed to be into liking soccer commercials....
←Rate | 06-14-2014 14:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Math never tried to solve any of my problems.
←Rate | 06-14-2014 14:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just cut myself shaving in the shower. Lost at least 2 pints of Tequila.
←Rate | 06-14-2014 14:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The World Cup needs a shot of grape Kool-Aid.
←Rate | 06-14-2014 13:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In World Cup news, the England team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jose, age 6...
←Rate | 06-14-2014 13:33 by Gabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage. The world's oldest form of identity theft.
←Rate | 06-14-2014 13:23 by Michael Fcheck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Imagine us on a date. Wrong. You're on fire.
←Rate | 06-14-2014 13:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do tornadoes and divorce in the south have in common? .. Either way, someone's losing a trailer.
←Rate | 06-14-2014 12:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fathers day + My Birthday.. now thats what I call Sonday
←Rate | 06-14-2014 11:32 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Landon Donovan post match interview in 2010 is the finest example of what we can expect from team USA in the beautiful game.
←Rate | 06-14-2014 11:22 by USAUSAUSA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm surprised the U.S. world cup team isn't playing Chris Brown... he can really soccer...
←Rate | 06-14-2014 10:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tim Berners-Lee from Britain invented the world wide web/internet giving millions of idiots from all countries to argue about games that they don't ever play themselves.
←Rate | 06-14-2014 10:01 by Factoids Comments (0)  


   messageicon Us Yanks play "soccer." We call it "kickball" and play it in elementary school.
←Rate | 06-14-2014 09:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't recall any NFL fans ever crying in their beer about no 3rd world fans showing up for the tailgate party.
←Rate | 06-14-2014 08:35 by klh850 Comments (0)  


   messageicon NFL RULES..... should just accept the the fact that nobody outside USA cares about a game where you run and carry a ball dressed in more padding than a Telly-tubby. :)
←Rate | 06-14-2014 08:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I must've missed the end where they all eat orange slices and drink capri suns...
←Rate | 06-14-2014 08:11 Comments (0)  



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