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Taco Bell is doing a promotion where if a player steals a base in the World Series,,, everyone in America would get a free Doritos Locos Taco.. Which is a great way for both players and fans to have lots of runs. 
American media be like: "This just in... Russia dumps a load of manure at DNC Headquarters"
Me on a first date: How many FBI investigations does it take for people to realize she's a SCUMBAG. Her: . . .
can we all agree if you're old enough to get a job and buy candy, you can't trick or treat anymore?
One candidate won't release their tax returns, received campaign donations from Russia, facing cases for rape and fraud, bragged by sexual assault. The other is scrutinized by their emails...
not a single treat or treater walked behind my building and up 38 steps to my apartment....oh well, I guess that's 6 more cans of cream of mushroom soup for me!
When it's late and I can't sleep,,, I curl up with a good book and bang it on my head until I'm unconscious.
I won't be celebrating Halloween today. You know... where you dress up, pretend to be someone you're not, sing creepy songs about drinking blood, and invite a Spirit to meet you in the haunted house. Sounds too much like church to me.
Just in. Anthony Weiner sends apology sext to entire Clinton campaign.
I'll be dressed up tonight as a dad who sends his kids house to house to beg for handouts while eating their candy in the street like a hobo zombie.
Election 2016. The real American Horror Story.....
going to laugh so hard at all the Hillary haters sucking on it on Nov. 9th. Open wide, and insert Anthony Weiner.
I'll be glad when this election is over so I can stop making posts that put me on Hillary's hit-list.
If someone has to lie, cheat and steal to get your vote, they're not the leader you're looking for.
When people dressed like witches, strippers and hobos show up at my front door it must be Halloween because my family reunion was in July.
" I have known @nthony Weiner for a long long time and consider him a very good friend, His sudden impending suspicious suicide will take a serious toll on all of us." ----- Hillary Clinton
HA ... According to the Democr@ts and the DNC those so called "Russian Hackers" were much better than we thought!! Apparently they were actually able to hack Hillary's emails from the NSA, Put them on Huma's laptop and then pin it on Mr. Weiner.
Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger's property and make a non-negotiable demand that includes a threat of vandalism.
The Flubs. 109 and counting
To all of you Hill@ry supporters out there ..... It might be important to note that Wikileaks has NEVER had to retract even a single story for False Information ..... Period. In short ... They are all true. 