Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   I found your suicide note and corrected some grammatical errors. You're good to go.

   I like that Linkin Park song where the guy suddenly screams.

   "Thank you Caitlin!" --Josh Duggar

   Caitlyn Jenner on the cover of Vanity Fair??? I haven't seen that much photoshop since a Lord of the Rings movie.

   I've never liked FIFA either. They take way too much out of my paycheck.

   Welcome to planet earth where when you see something unusual/abnormal/weird or out of the ordinary and point it out and suddenly you are labelled a hater and accused of being judgmental. SMH

   My retirement strategy is just me pretending to get sick and starting a gofundme account.

   New Jersey residents are being advised to NOT eat the fish washed up in the sewer. Which is ironic considering the sewer is the cleanest part of New Jersey.

   I could never hate someone for their political views when I can hate them for the way they chew.

   Children of divorce like to complain, yet I'm the one who had to deal with both parents day in and day out.

   We played our sports shirts and skins style in gym class. Whenever it was the guys turn to be shirts the girls won.

   I am looking forward to the day when a figure skater is brave enough to come out as openly straight

   To everyone who posts a second comment to correct your first comment, you know what edit means, right??

   Now that Bruce Jenner is a woman does that make him a horrible driver ?

   Kim Kardashian announced that she and Kanye West are expecting their second child. They say they don’t care whether it’s a boy or girl just as long as it’s famou

   onder what all those old mom's think now when they remember telling their little boys, eat all your Wheaties and you'll grow up to be a big strong man like Bruce Jenner? The irony is, Bruce Jenner is now an old mom.

   I wish there was some kind of signal drivers could use on their car to notify other drivers that they're turning.

   FUN PRANK: Purchase any item at a CVS,, and then toilet paper the whole store with your receipt...... TWICE

   I hate it when I get out to the driveway and realize I left my Smart Car in my other pants.

   Finding Bigfoot has been on the air for 5 years. It should be called Not Finding Bigfoot.