Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   If we put a pair of glasses on the Super Bowl we could probably find out it's true identity.

   Deflated balls and accused of cheating?? Been there; done that.

   After the lost of Whitney Houston in the bath tub, one would think Bobbie Kristina would...perhaps stay clear of tubs and spend more time in the shower instead.

   I can make beer disappear, what is your super power?

   No! No, Bryant Gumbel!! We DON'T want to see Katie Couric "twerk"! PLEASE don't ask her again!

   She lost me at, " I'm going for the Seahawks!"

   So there's a football game going on at the Katy Perry concert?

   OK which team has the most dreadlocks?

   Was watching the Katy Perry Halftime Show and a tribute to Owen Hart broke out...

   I stll like your clam chowder

   Patriots better deflate that frigging ball or they are going to be in trouble.

   Pete Carroll Press Conference "I'm just here so I don't get fined"

   so THAT'S what Sherman looks like with his mouth shut

   Finger Prints on Super Bowl Trophy to be used in dozens of criminal investigations

   Super Bowl lesson; play to your strengths. Seattle should have given the ball to Lynch ... Katy should have shown more cleavage. Go with what makes you great.

   Richard Sherman's girlfriend just dumped him for Malcom Butler.

   Kristen Stewart is like if Internet Explorer was a person.

   Lindsey Vonn starts at the top and ends up on the bottom.....so, apparently, does Tiger

   Remember when people had diaries & got mad when someone read them? Now they put everything online and get mad when people don't.

   I hope the MVP has his shots up to date. Disneyland is dangerous nowadays!