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Now that everyone has cameras you'd think there would be more pictures of UFOs, Bigfoots, ghosts, etc.
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04-21-2015 21:18 by
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I thought I was feeling a little bloated today, turns out I had my underwear on backwards.
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12-05-2014 14:25 by
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Does anyone know when the Christmas Tree lighting ceremony is set for Ferguson this year?
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11-25-2014 20:05 by
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Next time I make a comment about an ugly Christmas sweater I'm going to make sure there is a party going on. Another life lesson learned!
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12-17-2014 20:15 by
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Hey protesters, they ran out of participation medals. GO HOME, there is nothing for you.
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11-10-2016 21:09 by
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I'm watching the hurricane coverage on the weather channel. I hate to be insensitive but, can anyone really pay attention to what the officials are saying when the sign language lady is flailing about?
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09-12-2018 21:26 by
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Now that I failed with this year's New Year's resolutions I can get on with the rest of it guilt free.
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01-04-2015 12:01 by
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Defense attorney: "They were on their way to choir practice".
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11-10-2016 21:10 by
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Don't get too excited about Die-ins. They're not really dead! They're just acting like they can't take orders from police.
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12-23-2014 21:58 by
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I wonder if Hillary has any stains on her pants suits.
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04-12-2015 18:24 by
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According to Monster.com there is a ton of openings in the Baltimore department tourism.
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05-02-2015 20:07 by
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I'm Amish but, I consider myself extreme Amish because I use electric.
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12-05-2014 20:43 by
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New Year, New Me!!! my @ss, woke up and it's still the same me.
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01-01-2015 12:22 by
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I lost my "Shweaty balls" recipe. I'm sure I'll find it after I go to the gym tomorrow.
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12-21-2014 22:44 by
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Seeing eye Pit Bulls. They're for rough neighborhoods.
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04-30-2015 16:22 by
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Patriots better deflate that frigging ball or they are going to be in trouble.
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02-01-2015 21:40 by
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Huge Star Wars fan, Can't imagine a world without Spock.
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02-27-2015 18:24 by
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The amount of money you'd need to donate to ALS for me to do the Ice bucket challenge this time of year would cure ALS.
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12-05-2014 20:49 by
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Nothing say's "Happy Mother's Day" like a uterus shaped pizza!
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05-10-2015 19:31 by
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