Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   If you don't have anything interesting to say, say it in a status update.

   ♪ ♫ "Oh come all ye looters Joyful and on welfare Come ye oh come ye to Ferguson."

   “I shall always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.”

   in my opinion, a camel's back seems like a very inefficient way to transport straws,,, but I might be a bit biased here.

   Tonight seems like the perfect night to stay home, pop up some popcorn, veg in front of the TV and watch Ferguson burn to the ground.

   What time does that rioting and looting reality show start tonight?

   They should wait until tomorrow morning to announce the verdict so everyone in Ferguson will be at work. Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

   "BRING ME THE FETUS' OF 3 CHICKENS.".. *Maniacal stare..."Listen dude, its called an omelette,a 3 egg omelette"... "AND THE BLOOD OF 4 ORANGES"

   Travelocity search: "Ferguson" other people who have searched Ferguson have searched Beirut, Kabul, and Detroit.

   I just saw the trailer for the upcoming motion picture "Exodus". I guess guy-liner was the thing in ancient Egyptian times.

   I'm surprised the FHRITP guy is not at Ferguson screaming his catch phrase on the news...

   Don't just tell her she is beautiful, make her believe it. Then slap her ass and tell her to keep up the good f*cking work.

   in order to disburse the crowd in Ferguson police dropped job applications from the policehelicopters

   I guess Black Friday started early in Ferguson

   They aren't looters....they are undocumented shoppers

   I asked the waitress for a quickie and she slapped me. The old woman next to me said, "It's pronounced 'quiche', dear."

   I say let them burn ferguson to the ground and watch them cry tomorrow cause they don't have anywhere to spend their foodstamps.

   Way to go Ferguson...Burning down the same grocery stores where you use your foodstamps to shop. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot. Real justice losers!. Real justice

   Whew! the wind has been blowing and howling like crazy all day. Kept looking out the window for Dorothy to show up.

   so many bad things happening in this world at this moment like iggy azalea