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X says I asked the waitress for a quickie and she slapped me. The old woman next to me said, "It's pronounced 'quiche', dear."
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# 207361 Today at the Buffet I asked the waitress for a quickie and she slapped me. The old woman next to me said, "It's pronounced 'quiche', dear."
# 209200 I told the waitress my steak was bad. She picked it up, slapped it, put it down and said, "If it gives you more trouble let me know".
# 111361 This waitress just told me she was an actress. Based on her horrid impersonation of a waitress, it's not surprising she's still a waitress

←Rate | 11-25-2014 00:40 by StonerDudee

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