Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Tell me more about this victum role you play due to the circumstances that you've created for yourself.

   Uranus was the first planet discovered with a telescope. I didn't know planets had telescopes...

   Everytime I see someone wearing camo, I run right into them. The I apologize profusely, claiming that I "didn't see them"

   Biden's son booted off navy for positive cocaine test. Now he will run for office and win and deztroy sovereignty of nationz

   Biden's son, another example of someone out douching their douchey parent

   "You know. If I had a son, he'd look like Hunter Biden and would do blow off a secretary's tramp stamp on a Naval base" ~ Barack Obama

   If you're asking why there are no black folks in the movie Titanic. Who the hell do you think brought the luggages on board?

   Michael Sam would have loved to go to Sayreville Highschool...

   All these Ebola deaths in Africa might explain why I haven't heard back from that Nigerian prince after I sent him my financial information.

   Just once I’d like to see someone dropkick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter.

   It's only October 17th and I'm already sick of seeing anything regarding black friday .. seriously people have you no respect?? its african-american friday, dammit!

   American people are not evil people. If given the right information they will do the right thing. The problem lies with their lack of information/incorrect information. Robbin - I concur

   II have a strange feeling this year's "must have" Halloween costume will be a level 4 biohazard suit

   Did You know if you unscramble 'Ebola Outbreak', it reads: We just want to scare you suckers like we did with Swine Flu, Bird Flu, Antharax, AIDS and high gas prices. Because scarring the public is what the government who created them is what they're go

   When God closes a door, he opens a window. Our heating bill is outrageous and six raccoons got in last night. Please God, this has to stop.

   OK. The US is sending troops to West Africa to fight Ebola and humanitarian aid to the Middle East to fight ISIS. How the hell did we ever win two World Wars?

   Helen Keller wrote 12 books and I just put my shirt on inside out.

   FYI those little crosses along the interstate aren't for squirrel crucifixions. I was wrong.

   somewhere there a stoner watching the news hearing about Ebola & they ask "a bowl of what"

   Yelp ,,, But for public bathrooms that are clean enough to take your kid into.