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It's like my cat is the only one who understands me....... * Cat rolls her eyes 
Not a lot of people know this, but if you dress up like a pirate and go into Red Lobster, you eat for free.
Why can't bakers count?
The judge says oscar pistorius can't be found guilty of murder... That's very disturbing news... For my wife who's just gone to the toilet...
If Will.I.Am's tombstone doesn't say "Will.I.Was", I will be very disappointed.
I googled "white nfl players arrested", it showed me a black guy
Hold up.. Spanking your kid can get you arrested??? If thats the case my mom should be on Death Row.. .
I Googled "white nfl players arrested" and it came back "Do you mean 'black nfl players arrested'?"
Relationship Tip for men: When a woman says, "Correct me if I'm wrong but...."Don't do it!! It's a trap!! DO NOT, I repeat, do not correct that woman!!!
You should never judge a person by how clean the inside of their microwave is.
No man will ever look as deeply into my eyes like the surgeon at Lasik.
nobody raised hell when I was a victim of domestic violenece....Tiger Woods
I don't think I could ever stab someone... I mean lets be honest. I can barely get the straw through a Capri Sun
Relationship status: Just got screamed at for peeling the carrots wrong.
Studies say that self inflicted bow and arrow suicides are down 1000 % since 1755.
I recently had a bad break up with Mari Juana. I am going to miss her.
If TuPac and Biggie were still alive Kanye would be folding t-shirts at The Gap right now
I'm going to switch my insurance from Geico to Allstate, then Statefarm, then back to Geico. If i'm correct, they should owe me $950.
How do I give this U2 album back?
Anyone going to vegas? Put money on the Prison Football team to win it all!
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