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X Not a lot of people know this, but if you dress up like a pirate and go into Red Lobster, you eat for free.
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# 127087 It should be a rule that if you dress up like a sea captain, you get a free dinner at Red Lobster. I'll pay this time, but I'm not happy.
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# 137424 Go to a fancy restaurant. Order the lobster. Order it alive. When it comes, order food for your new pet lobster. Then take lobster home.

←Rate | 09-13-2014 15:08 by snotty

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