Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Wouldn't it be ironic if dousing with cold water caused cancer??

   I'm yet to see hot chics do the Ice Bucket challenge in a t-shirt. Come on ladies...I'm waiting.

   Get your popcorn ready! It's Movie Night in Ferguson again!!

   FACT: 10 out of 10 people will eventually die.. Probably not a bad idea to give Jesus a try... Just saying

   Amongst all the beautiful women in this world.. There's always an idiot ex-boyfriend, who still expects her love again.

   I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them

   Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think "look at all these poor people who don't know Netflix exists."

   Hey girl, are you an angel? Because your hair's in my pasta. I'd like to speak to the manager.

   I’m just a man standing in front of a woman, who is standing in front of another man who is in front of another woman in line at Taco Bell.

   My friends and I played fantasy football in high-school. No league, we just constantly thought about the cheerleaders.

   A pine cone in laying on the bottom of the pool looks like something much more troubling.

   I don't understand no one has excepted my boiling water challenge

   Growing up Italian. My mothers meatballs are better than your Moms. . .

   Remember when we were young and couldn't wait to grow up, so we could do whatever we wanted, whenever we wanted? ... How's that working out for you?

   I nominate Clint Eastwood,to the Franklin Mo. challence,to go straighten this whole mess out and restore law and order.You have 24 hours...good luck!

   In an effort to clear the streets of Ferguson, Mo, local authorities have hired the services of Tony Stewart

   Seriously, how many times do I have to watch Kirstie Alley try to lose weight?

   How about we replace the water in these Ice bucket challenges with acid and rid ourselves of some of these self-conceited and egoistic "celebrities"???

   I can always tell if it's going to be a good year based on how fat or skinny Christina Aguilera is.

   I like my organic farm-raised eggs like I like my action movies: Cage free.