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I swear while 50% of the human race is evolving the other 50% is devolving.
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07-25-2014 02:32 by
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Walk of shame? If I can still walk, the shame is yours.
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07-25-2014 02:42 by
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Please lord let that toaster be plugged in. *watches wife fishing out bread with a fork
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07-25-2014 02:43 by
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Thanks, resealable packaging, but I think we both know that won't be necessary.
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07-25-2014 02:51 by
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Not all accidents are destiny, but all girls named Destiny were accidents.
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07-25-2014 02:55 by
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"I need dat and dat and dat" - stomach
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07-25-2014 02:57
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You know she is a psycho when she posts pics of her mood. SAD, ANNOYED, HAPPY, ANGRY.
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07-25-2014 05:02
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*at my own wedding* Can I please stay in the car?
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07-25-2014 05:30 by
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I search all over the internet for funny stuff and paste it here so that you don't have to. So show some appreciation please.
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07-25-2014 05:57
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Sign said “WET PAINT” So I emptied my Dasani water bottle on it. I’m currently waiting on further instructions.
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07-25-2014 07:23
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I’m offering a cyber bullying self-defense course at the YMCA where we aggressively close browser windows and switch computers off.
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07-25-2014 07:23
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Don’t you wish some people would start using glue instead of lipstick?
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07-25-2014 07:24
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Every Instagram caption should just be, “ARE YOU JEALOUS OF MY LIFE YET??”
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07-25-2014 07:24
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The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, whatever.
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07-25-2014 07:26
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It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.
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07-25-2014 07:28
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You’d think the people in front of me at this self-checkout were trying to operate a nuclear reactor.
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07-25-2014 07:28
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The only way I know if I’ve bought enough beer is if my car thinks I have a passenger.
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07-25-2014 07:29
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I’ve been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now I may as well call them traditions.
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07-25-2014 07:29
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2 game suspension for knocking a woman out cold? Good thing he didn't rape her too, they might have made him clean up the stadium after the games too.
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07-25-2014 09:35 by
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I'm only sitting in the back of this police car for the free donuts.
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