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   messageicon Can you say choke? We can.....Seahawks
←Rate | 02-02-2014 20:41 by DJL Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Broncos should just sit on the sidelines and watch the Superbowl for the commercials like the rest of us.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 20:54 by svaldez187 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not saying this games over but children in Africa are wearing their Championship Broncos Tshirts
←Rate | 02-02-2014 20:56 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Congrats to Peyton Manning for putting the "O" in "Omaha"...Like 29 to "O"!
←Rate | 02-02-2014 20:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What’s the difference between a fat chick and Broncos offense? A fat chick scores every once in a while!
←Rate | 02-02-2014 20:58 by BBBBB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dude's name on that Bud commercial is LT. NADD! GO NADD!
←Rate | 02-02-2014 20:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hands down best Budweiser commercial ever. God bless our troops!
←Rate | 02-02-2014 21:03 by Cory Comments (0)  


   messageicon Time to watch the Puppy Bowl
←Rate | 02-02-2014 21:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking: Denver complaining of contact high...they swear.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 21:09 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon At this point the only thing that could save Denver is President Obama pulling out his pen and ordering Seattle to redistribute some of its points.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 21:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Unlike like years performance by bey once, Bruno mars didn't have to engineer the electricals at the stadium!
←Rate | 02-02-2014 21:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have laughed more at the Broncos offense then I have at the commercials.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 21:18 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes, Peyton..... Choking is cover under the obamacare! -Mr President
←Rate | 02-02-2014 21:25 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon At least the children in Africa will be getting their Championship Broncos Tshirts
←Rate | 02-02-2014 21:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best part of this superbowl tonight was Facebook and Instagram!
←Rate | 02-02-2014 21:57 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon I haven't seen a beatin' like that since someone stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 21:57 by morm Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank You Seattle Seahawks From New England Patriots Fans Every where. . .
←Rate | 02-02-2014 22:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you think Kanye West is gonna get Kanye West for Valentine's Day this year?
←Rate | 02-02-2014 22:03 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon the stanley cup > a silver football
←Rate | 02-02-2014 22:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Manning really dropped the ball on that one
←Rate | 02-02-2014 22:21 Comments (0)  



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