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The media praised Oprah for being humble when compared to other celebrities because she has no "selfies" on Twitter. Apparently the Media has yet to notice that the cover model for "O Magazine" is always the same darn person. 
The way that people always talk how they wouldn't do it has convinced me that there is a lot of touching things with ten foot poles that we don't know about.
Its about time the government enacted a law that keeps dumb and stupid people away from playing a role in society.
It's about time the government enacted a law that keeps dumb and stupid people away from playing any role in society.
Some of the best things in life...are mistakes.
Quick question: Is it okay if I actually like people I sometimes disagree with? Just wanted to check since I don't see it very often anymore
If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup technically a smoothie?
Miracle birth AND resurrection! Making Frosty the Snowman my personal savior.
If your pet has its own FB page, it might be time for a reality check...
Got banned from bookstore AGAIN this weekend for moving "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign to the erotic aisle.
Bound-up. Can't drop a deuce. Damn you cheese.....
Buying cocaine off some guy named Jesus is about as religious as I get.
What channel is the Cowboy game on? I want to watch it with my dog to teach her how to roll over and play dead.
Here's a little fact to brighten up your Sunday. Warren Buffet made $37 million in 2013. Per day...
Bars are Weird Its the only Business that kicks you out for buying TOO much of their Product
Well if you didn't want alcohol at your one year sobriety party...shouldn't have invited me!
It seems like I can have any woman I DON'T want.
Why isn't there a "media bullying"?.....oh thats right, because the media bullies people *smacks forehead*
I've decided when I die I'm going to have my ass mounted above the fireplace so I can keep an eye on all of you.
Better to be Bipolar than Bi. 