Funny Status Message #142540

X says Buying cocaine off some guy named Jesus is about as religious as I get.
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# 122237 Have you found Jesus? No? Me neither. I think we lost him near the border. God, I hope he's ok. He had like all the cocaine with him.
# 42683 If I ever own a bar I'm going to name it "church". I'll also get a Mexican bartender named Jesus.
# 64871 Most cocaine addicts don't even like cocaine, they just use it as an excuse to put dollar bills up their nose.

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