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X Bound-up. Can't drop a deuce. Damn you cheese.....
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# 55734 And then it hit me... For years we have had the "#2", "drop a deuce", "talk to a man about a dog" and "drop the kids off at the pool"... Now I proudly introduce... "Hey guys, brb... I gotta go bury a Bin Laden."
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←Rate | 12-22-2013 11:06

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