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   messageicon "Awe crap" ~ The first thing that goes through your head when "Michael has commented on your status" pops up in your phones notification bar.
←Rate | 12-13-2013 13:27 by Michael Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow in Egypt! In the dessert! Global warming strikes again!....Al Gore refuses comment
←Rate | 12-13-2013 13:29 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Egypt Power and Light reports all 10 customers without power...
←Rate | 12-13-2013 13:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Below freezing weather in every state this week, Egypt gets snow, republicans and doubters owe Al Gore an apology regarding climate change, don't they?
←Rate | 12-13-2013 16:07 Comments (3)  


   messageicon Marriage is hard. Marriage is so hard Nelson Mandela got divorce. He spend 27 years in prison getting tortured and beaten everyday of his life for 27 years. He got out of jail, spent 6 months with his wife, and said. I CANT TAKE THIS SHI%
←Rate | 12-13-2013 22:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kids today.. I swear they just cant figure shi& out on their own. Its like they need a you tube video to show them how to wipe their As%
←Rate | 12-13-2013 23:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon snow in Egypt in the dessert, Egyptian police report camel's slipping and sliding, Egyptian Utilities report all 25 customer's without power.
←Rate | 12-13-2013 23:41 by Lil-David Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently someone is stabbed in Detroit every 54 secs. It must suck to be that guy.
←Rate | 12-13-2013 23:45 by Gripenfelter Comments (0)  


   messageicon The truth is anyone who thinks we're still having global warming should look at what is happening in Egypt and realize that they're in DE-NILE. (Sorry I couldn't resist)
←Rate | 12-14-2013 01:15 by Jiffy Pop Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got home and found all the doors and windows open everything gone! What kind of person does that to someones Advent calender?
←Rate | 12-14-2013 03:56 by Equaloppjoker Comments (0)  


   messageicon Megyn Kelly said "Jesus and Santa Claus are white" well if they weren't they live in Detroit and East St. Louis!
←Rate | 12-14-2013 05:03 by Lil-David Comments (0)  


   messageicon US and Chinese warships play game of chicken, Kim Jong said " hey you two.... Uncle!
←Rate | 12-14-2013 05:12 by Lil-David Comments (0)  


   messageicon We are slaves to the NRA....take a moment today and remember Newtown's victims.....
←Rate | 12-14-2013 06:19 Comments (5)  


   messageicon Al Gore is an idiot!
←Rate | 12-14-2013 07:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kanye West?......I've never heard of her!
←Rate | 12-14-2013 08:30 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon Parents, I need some advice please. What's the right age to explain to children that FOX news isn't real? Thanks
←Rate | 12-14-2013 09:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow and cold weather does NOT mean there is no Climate Change. How stupid can people be
←Rate | 12-14-2013 10:23 by Chuck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I wonder if the weird guy I work with thinks I am the weird guy.
←Rate | 12-14-2013 11:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who say marriage is only between a man and a woman underestimate my love for pizza.
←Rate | 12-14-2013 11:09 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Iran sends monkey into space, the UN needs to check that, they might be building a zoo up there!
←Rate | 12-14-2013 11:12 by Lil-David Comments (0)  



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