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If you're routinely referring to yourself as a grown man, chances are you're not. 
Gronk out for season. Ramsey will throw the cheese curls in the air again.
What idiot named it toilet paper instead of crapkins
I don't get "drunk" during the holidays I get "festive".
If milk goes to $8 a gallon its gonna be hard for you ladies to trust anymore.. Cuz you always gonna wonder if he really likes you for you or cuz he loves him some Lucky Charms...
At the store today I bought some recycled Tiolet paper....question....how did they get it so white?
Sometimes when people come up in my chat on Facebook, I feel like Facebook is like "Go on. Open that pandoras box" LOL
Tonight's the night ... You can tell because the sun's gone down!
Kanye West compared being a rapper to BEING AT WAR ."This is like being a police officer or something or like war or something." "You're literally going out to do your job every day knowing that something could happen to you.".No Kanye being an idiot is!
Antarctica wind chill today -135 below. Al Gore refuses to comment
Imagine the first guy who built one of those big water fountains telling everyone: "I hear if you throw money in this, you can make a wish!"
INSTANT HAPPINESS: Just add bacon...or sɇx...or enough money to buy bacon and sɇx.
Holiday Tip #37: Eat asparagus around the holidays. If you're anything like me, the green combined with the red in the toilet lends itself to a wonderful bathroom holiday ambiance
There’s now a song called Saturday by Rebecca Black. The silly ho is slowly trying to ruin all of the days of the week.
I stopped wondering why I do the things I do a long time ago. Makes me feel dizzy.
Besides yourself, which individual disappointed you the most in 2013?
This is the only comment you should be leaving on porn sites: "Why are you doing this? Please come home. Your mother and I are heartbroken."
Never Choose ur Boyfriend/Girlfriend Over ur Best Friends.
I like you. But I don't "let you out of my basement" like you. Hah because I love you.
I know some ladies here who need to come out courageous nough and upload their non-edited pictures,,,feel safe...u'r cute..anyway 