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what idiot named it erectile dysfunction instead of ballzheimer's 
The difference between sex for money and sex for free is that in the long run sex for free costs a lot more.
I deserve to be important to someone......... I've spent too much time showing the wrong people they are important to me.
I had to go on a second diet. The one wasn't giving me enough food.
This has been one of those years That I should've stayed in bed
Dear Santa: This year I would like a "Bailout and a Bonus."..."Yes, I know I have been really bad, spent my money frivolously ,even did some illegal things and therefore I think I deserve it."----The Government
Neil Armstrong was the first "Human Being" to step foot on the moon. Did you know that Neil A. backwards spells "Alien"
Sometimes, at the end, I press the "Add 30 Sec" button on the microwave just to show "Swanson's" who's REALLY in charge up in this MoFo!!
Before Obama compares himself to Nelson Mandela, shouldn't he first go to jail for 27 years?
What this generation of young men need to realize is that the word "Man" is in Manners....
I wish I could slim down my waistline during the Holidays like my wife slims down my wallet.
Before Kanye west says he is going to be a bigger hero than Nelson Mandela by the time he reaches 95, shouldn't he spend 27 years in jail first?
Kanye West is losing it and even black folks are turning against his self-aggrandizing ass.
A fox can only sound like that if you kick it in the balls. . .
What I am asking Santa for this year is his list of naughty women over 30. . .
This is normally when Tony Romo is visited by 3 ghosts. The ghost of December Failures past, present and future.
If TuPac and Biggie were still alive Kanye would be folding T-shirts at the Gap right now.
you ever had a job where you would just sit on the toilet just to kill time?
One Direction vs Justin Bieber - Who's Selling More Perfume?
Today is one of those days where I wonder where it all went wrong. Then I realize it's never been right. 