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The sad part about seeing any shopper at Walmart with a blue tooth, is that normally it is that shopper's only tooth. 
Human beings like to be entertained more than anything else. Hence the celebrity worshipping.
Smartphones and dumb people - a match made in the 21st century.
Why "Trojan" condoms? Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out? Less than stellar marketing.
Porsche for sale C?HEAP! Needs some work.
Next year I want me some Pilgrims and Indians at my Thanksgiving meal. I'm tired of this family experience.
I don't use hashtags, but if anybody wants one I still have an extra one I got from IKEA... You'll just need to assemble it.. // =
16 yr old daughter: "Leave me alone dad"... Me: You don't want me hugging you?"... 16 year old daughter: (crying) "Hug Me, but leave me alone"..... *Woman training complete.
Paul Walker .....starring in his most realistic performance yet ... "Fast and the Furious Fire 8, The Final Splat".
I overheard 2 girls say there was a creepy dude listening to their conversation.
Bieber wasn't in that car by chance was he?
I hope I never see the day Bieber meets his demise. Facebook would be very dramatic indeed
In honor of Paul Walker, KFC will be offering the "Walker Extra Crispy Special with mashed porschetatoes", for only $9.99.
"If one day speed kills me , Don't cry because I was smiling" - Paul Walker
porn + cheetos = orange pecker
R.I.P tothe other passenger that no one caresabout because he wasn't famous.
No one is being forced to read my posts, unfriend me or I'll block you at the slightest hint of dissatisfaction. I'm helpful like that
Rip to the driver that died with Paul Walker that no once cares about because he wasn't famous,
Hockey is better than football. Hockey is fast, the game keeps moving, way fewer penalties, and play is both strategic and arbitrary. Football is mostly about following patterns. So is a sewing class.
My stock in Johnny Walker is through the roof!!! 