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This rain is really starting to become a pain in my grass! 
I have 3 moods: Skip every song on my iPod, let the music play without interruption, play the same song on repeat for days
To my American friends 9/11 will never be forgotten. ... much like 7/11/95 to my countrymen in Bosnia...RiP to all 8.980 that lost their lives in Srebrenica massacer and may God be with their families
"Mom I'm Pregnant" White Mom: "WE HAVE TO GET YOU ON 16 & PREGNANT!" Black Mom: " I Done Told Yo Fast Ass Sleepin Around , We Going To Maury"
lights off : there in grown hairs, lights on: there herpes
According to Catholics beliefs, when a Pope dies, he has to perform two miracles from the grave so that he can be considered a SAINT. And you say religion is not DUMB.
My 2yo is super bossy. He is telling everyone what to do. Oh I gotta go he said I have to get off the computer...
Somewhere In A Ghetto Household A 4 year old is "droppin it" like its hot while the family is clappin & yellin "Go SHANIQUA! Work it girl!"...
It's a man's world, until the woman refuses to make a sandwich.
The way you dress is the way people will address you. If you dress like a bum, you gonna be addresses as a bum. If you dress like a slut, you gonna be addressed as a slut. If you dress like a loser…
I don't pay you to put evil notions in my head. The ones already in there don't need company. - Tyrion Lannister
It's not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it if it were easy.
All Jay-Z's problems have been undone by his brother, Ctrl-Z.
Sean Hannity: "Do you have any regrets of specific actions you did on that February night?" George Zimmerman: "No...I feel that it was all God's plan and for me to second guess or judge it...No sir" Me: (facepalm)
Right hand green, Left foot blue, Left hand red. RIP Chuck Foley. The inventer of TWISTER
Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they truly are.
YouTube = Commercials load within seconds.
What did the one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they where stuck up c*nts.
Not sure why everyone is concerned about rioting if Zimmerman is found not guilty. No one rioted after OJ got away with murder!!
1. Women can visit their girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, will call that same friend and they will talk for three hours 