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Aaron Hernandez,, I have some legal advice for you,,, Never trust a lawyer who wears pigtails, sucks on a lollipop and blows you kisses when you ask him a complex legal question. 
Breast-feeding Mom....Y you No wink back???
In other news Paula Deen as made a statement in regards to the DOMA ruling: "I'm real excited for the fags, especially the colored ones."
The new Paula Deen and Aaron Hernandez jokes are about 12 hours too late...
I have some jokes about unemployment but they need some work.
Whatever I did to make you hate me, I'd like to know. I have other people I can use that on.
So the electric motor on our ceiling fan went out. We had a old blender that was about to be a yard sale item so I modified it and rigged it on the ceiling fan. Now I have off, high, tornado, and hurricane. And oddly, a self cleaning house now.....
REMEMBER KIDS: It's not gay if it's for meth.
It took a lot of persuasion and reasoning on my part at this 'all-you-can-eat' buffet, but anyway... long story short... I'm about to blow the busboy.
I don't understand why I get strange looks from dudes at the gym when I ask'em to spot me. Not my fault I can't reach my back in the shower.
I was going to start running today but then I decided to eat 6 tacos instead.
It's been 10 days since anyone in the NFL has murdered anybody! So Blessed.
"Herpes!"-What I see when your Facebook status says "Vegas, baby!"
I don't get how holding the door for a stranger is polite but flushing the urinal for them isn't.
What do the Smurfs and a Tiffany's diamond have in common? They both come in little blue boxes.
The tattoos girls lower back should all read; "This Side Up."
N*gger is now the white man's kryptonite
Paula Deen loves fried chicken but she don't like no dark meat!
One things for sure, the catering at Klan rallys just got a lot better!!
Anyone that eats 6 tacos instead of running will soon be running whether they like it or not. 