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Why not just call her NORTH POLE because following in the footsteps of her mother KIM she is destined to be a stripper. 
I'm white, but not "know where my father is" white.
"Yesterdays history, tomorrows a mystery, and today is Friday"
I'm a gentlemen. I'll hold the door open. Help carry groceries. Tip you for a good bj. Buy you dinner if you let me finish in your ass.
At some point, you're gonna be naked. I wanna be there when it happens. Even if it means staying in this closet for another 12 hours.
It's not hard to tell girls apart from women. Do her eyes sometimes glow red? Does she say sh*t like "YOUR SOUL IS MINE"? That's a woman.
Facebook's adding hashtags and Instagram's adding videos. Go home you two, you're drunk.
You cannot be ugly and be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it. That type of behavior is for hot people.
pick a number from 1 to 10 and add it to your age....think of a colour and clodse your eyes...................................dark isn't it?
if any body needs me I will be over here waiting for football season
Women who think the way to a man's heart is thru his stomach are aiming too high... jest saying
you've got to walk through the door of uncertainty in order to get your punishment or reward,depending on how you look at it....
I can see it now, Kanye in the future with 3 kids calling them down for dinner ---> "Ayo North West?!! get yo lil brotha South East, and yo sis South West down her. Daddy's home is time for dinner ya heard!!"
I'm sorry, but since when did an unmarried minority couple naming their baby something stupid become news?
the secret to my success was knowing who to blame for my failures...
thinks that Kanye West stormed in when Kim was giving birth and shouted "yo respect to the woman but I think Beyonce would be grunting and giving birth much better....much much better".
Freedom is not free. It costs a lot of freedom.
It is very important to encourage personal growth. I often try to encourage myself to grow past making fun of stupid people.
Even if they sold ten-ply toilet paper, I would still fold it at least twice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I have trust issues.
Seems most people live life to the foolest... 