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   messageicon im good at keeping secrets just ask the guy who still wets his bed ..........DAMIT
←Rate | 10-01-2009 12:49 by blade | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy 60th birthday Communist China! Instead of me giving you the usual 60 spankings, for this special occasion, you may plant 60 kisses of your own on my red-blooded American ass! Thank you very much!
←Rate | 10-01-2009 13:10 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if my bed was a circle would I still wake up on the wrong side of the bed?
←Rate | 10-01-2009 14:07 by Tammy Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why is there someone in the fitting room at Macy's shouting "we're all out of toilet paper!!"
←Rate | 10-01-2009 14:37 by trini Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that drinking beer is the second-most satisfying thing a guy can do for himself with one hand.
←Rate | 10-01-2009 15:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon .............ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
←Rate | 10-01-2009 17:30 by Heather Comments (0)  


   messageicon is it just me or does anybody else miss the days when music on the radio sounded good, made sense, and actually required talent to make?????
←Rate | 10-01-2009 19:45 by Vinny Comments (0)  


   messageicon just made pretend I was being chased by murderers to see how long it would take me to open the door if it was really happening...yeah I woulda died
←Rate | 10-01-2009 21:58 by Vito | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you ever feel bad or depressed, just remember you were once the fastest most victorious sperm in the bunch!!
←Rate | 10-02-2009 02:24 by Aravindh Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's weekend! So drink triple.. see double.. act single!
←Rate | 10-02-2009 10:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thought "John & Kate Plus 8" sounded like a porno-- Now, definitely, "Kate Plus 8" really sounds like one.
←Rate | 10-02-2009 16:38 by Kevin Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering who is gonna bring me my check now that Ed McMahan is gone ?
←Rate | 10-02-2009 16:46 by CSatterfield Comments (0)  


   messageicon having a facebook moment!
←Rate | 10-02-2009 17:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon .. lost my mood ring, I don't know how I feel about this.
←Rate | 10-03-2009 12:34 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon enjoys the days he gets to spend at the big hospital. They give him a jacket with lots of buckles that makes him feel special, because he gets to hug himself.
←Rate | 10-03-2009 17:58 by SuffolkSteve | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon the newest winner of the Beijing Film Festival's coveted Crying Monkey Award...
←Rate | 10-03-2009 22:42 by olemissman79 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Health care: A made up emergency brought to by the same people who have such winning programs as FEMA, the VA, DHS, IRS, USPS, Cash for Clunkers, trillion dollar bailouts for banks, and the most secure drug free borders in the world.
←Rate | 10-03-2009 22:55 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wanted a motorcycle when he left school, but his mother said no. She had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18..... So she said I could just have his.
←Rate | 10-04-2009 05:18 by deithy Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't figure out why nobody will cash this check I got from David Letterman. wtf?
←Rate | 10-04-2009 07:51 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon forgot he had asparagus with dinner until this morning.
←Rate | 10-04-2009 07:51 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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