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1 day of coal for 364 of fun... I'll take my chances
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11-29-2009 21:34 by
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I think, therefore we have nothing in common
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10-08-2009 13:39 by
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doesn't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often.
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10-08-2009 13:38 by
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Christmas is the time of year when we want our pasts forgotten and our presents remembered!
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12-21-2009 09:19 by
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the fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist
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10-08-2009 13:41 by
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fighting racism through his equal hatred of everyone that isn't a beautiful woman.
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08-21-2009 00:07 by
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sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
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10-22-2009 17:09 by
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tonight, alcohol would be proud of me
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10-21-2009 16:58 by
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finally reached the Apex of Standardized Suckitude
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12-02-2009 08:50 by
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reminds you that stupidity is not a crime, so you're free to go
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10-08-2009 13:39 by
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On Dasher, On Dancer, On Prancer, On VISA!!! Christmas shopping time.
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11-07-2009 11:13 by
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when it comes down to it, it's the little thongs in life that makes it all worthwhile...
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08-28-2009 12:19 by
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thinks our exit strategy for Iraq should involve "leaving" through Iran
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11-17-2009 19:31 by
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used to be legit. He was too legit. He was too legit to quit... but now he's not legit. He's unlegit. And for that reason, he must quit.
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11-10-2009 20:08 by
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I don't know whether to laugh at you or pity you
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10-08-2009 13:37 by
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just asked if I wanted to contribute money to help ease the political unrest in Egypt.... For some reason I just can't get passed my initial worry that this could turn out to be a Pyramid Scheme
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02-08-2011 23:08 by
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thinks "romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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10-21-2009 16:54 by
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an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about
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10-07-2009 18:14 by
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just given murderous primatives the power of fire!
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11-08-2009 22:48 by
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first there were 3 broken axles then I died of dysentery. Damn Oregon Trail.
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08-26-2009 22:27 by
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