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   messageicon All this slippery ice and snow is making this texting while driving a real challenge...
←Rate | 02-13-2014 07:55 by Marshall The Mediocre Comments (0)  

   messageicon ..i thought it was sweet of my boss to gather us all together and warn us of the massive amounts of snow expected overnight and to drive carefully... then also warn us to "show up to work tomorrow or else". Aww they really DO care!
←Rate | 01-05-2010 10:44 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  

   messageicon hates shoving there an app for that?
←Rate | 01-07-2010 15:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Winter always reminds to think ahead for the springtime...meaning...gotta find somewhere to hide the bodies when the snow thaws.......
←Rate | 01-11-2010 09:56 by ds Comments (0)  

   messageicon it's winter, and it snowed. Enough said!
←Rate | 02-09-2013 13:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Joe Namath's coat saw it's shadow... 6 more weeks of winter.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 17:09 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon Listen SNOW, unless your singing "Informer" no one wants to see you right now... First day of spring my ass..
←Rate | 03-20-2013 22:41 by @s2kdarren Comments (1)  

   messageicon Thank god our Founding Fathers didn't decided to declare independence in winter, it's BBQ and beach time!!!
←Rate | 07-01-2016 16:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon With winter less than a week away, I've come to the vivid realization that, as human beings, we've been shortchanged by nature. How come we don't get to hibernate?
←Rate | 12-14-2016 01:55 by McFazzella Comments (0)  

   messageicon Name two things that will disappear if you ignore them long enough- Snow and Adolescence!
←Rate | 09-17-2013 21:18 by Lil-David Comments (0)  

   messageicon Well....looks like we got a "typical man" snow forecast....... they exaggerated about the inches and overestimated long it was going to last.
←Rate | 01-29-2010 16:44 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You're always told to “Wear something bright at night” on the TV and in magazines. Last night when I went to the shop, I wore a white hat, white coat and white trousers – I got hit by a f-kin snow plough!
←Rate | 12-01-2010 10:35 Comments (5)  

   messageicon Some girls say that they need a boyfriend to keep them warm in the winter. I just bought a coat
←Rate | 11-14-2011 22:34 by Dr. Blazehawk Comments (0)  

   messageicon how come everytime someone on TV says there's gonna be snow, people go nuts and rush to the supermarket and buy food as if the snow is gonna keep people from stuffing themselves in their homes. Does snow make people more hungry or something??
←Rate | 02-12-2010 14:57 by Danmanz Comments (0)  

   messageicon I keep forgetting the rules. When Jesus doesn't show up, is that 6 more weeks of winter?
←Rate | 05-23-2011 12:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know who turned the lights out in the stadium? The same guy that drove the snow plow in the Dolphins-Patriots game back in '82.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 21:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious in the snow today. Well I'm assuming she was poor, she only had $12 in her purse.
←Rate | 04-06-2012 15:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon This is pure snow! Do you know what the street value of this mountain is?!
←Rate | 01-08-2011 12:20 Comments (1)  

   messageicon The Farmer's Almanac predicts a mild winter, a dry summer, and no sex for me until at least 2026.
←Rate | 01-30-2016 12:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Talked to Mom tonight. She said she got a good 8 inches in Albany tonight. God I hope she's talking about snow...
←Rate | 02-25-2011 21:28 by dumpmonkey Comments (0)  

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