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   messageicon I notice there aren't any BLM, Antifa, or any other social justice protesters out helping Irma victims! Just Trump, Christian's, & FEMA
←Rate | 09-13-2017 23:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you just came out of a one year coma, and everyone was telling you that Trump was the GOP nominee for President, you would be convinced you were on some kind of hidden camera prank show.
←Rate | 05-14-2016 16:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump hasn't tweeted the Launch Codes yet...So, far so good!
←Rate | 01-22-2017 12:16 Comments (1)  

   messageicon I think Donald Trump is Sacha Baron Cohen's best character so far.
←Rate | 04-09-2016 11:03 by Snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think the "Situation" should be renamed "Regurgitation" after he stunk up the Donald Trump roast!.
←Rate | 03-16-2011 03:57 by totalpackage Comments (0)  

   messageicon I will vote for Donald Trump just to hear him tell Obama he's fired ! !
←Rate | 06-17-2015 00:25 by JAB Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump is already working wonders, all these people marching = Exercise and aiding weight loss. = Positive
←Rate | 01-21-2017 16:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Recent polls show 65% of Hispanics do not have a favorable opinion of Donald Trump...the other 35% immigrated to the USA legally.
←Rate | 08-26-2015 11:44 by M Comments (0)  

   messageicon Obama should resign a day early to make Biden the 45th president just to ruin all of Trump's merchandise.
←Rate | 01-15-2017 18:53 by Jickityjktz Comments (1)  

   messageicon Donald Trump endorsing someone for President is like Dr. Phil endorsing someone for Surgeon General.
←Rate | 02-07-2012 18:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm voting for Donald Trump just for the SNL jokes
←Rate | 07-21-2015 15:54 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Trump's 2nd season "Im a winner" will be airing on 2020.
←Rate | 10-22-2016 18:44 by Jonathan Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump got more fat women to take a walk in one day than Michell Obama did in 8 years
←Rate | 01-21-2017 23:55 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I bet if Trump did get elected, he'd be able to comb over some of the financial problems we face.
←Rate | 06-18-2015 09:00 by Creeooo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sure,,, Trump may be unhinged now,,,, but maybe he'll calm down once he becomes the most powerful person in the world
←Rate | 08-01-2016 11:20 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump has 515 companies, four of which have gone bankrupt. Bill & hillary have had 5 and all 5 went bankrupt.
←Rate | 06-05-2017 17:49 Comments (6)  

   messageicon Trump DOES NOT HAVE THE ANSWERS, BUT the wall is a good F_ing start.
←Rate | 07-27-2016 16:05 Comments (0)  

   messageicon In all fairness - now that President Obama has shown his long form birth certificate... He should demand Trump to show that his hair is real and to prove it or just finally shut up!! As he's starting to sound crazier than Charlie Sheen!! Winning
←Rate | 04-29-2011 11:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't need to post political things anymore. Trump has already won the election.
←Rate | 01-22-2016 14:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump said he doesn't trust anyone with a foreign sounding name, and neither does his daughter "Ivanka."
←Rate | 09-01-2016 01:39 Comments (0)  

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