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   messageicon I will vote for Donald Trump just to hear him tell Obama he's fired ! !
←Rate | 06-17-2015 00:25 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm voting for Donald Trump just for the SNL jokes
←Rate | 07-21-2015 15:54 Comments (1)  


   messageicon If you just came out of a one year coma, and everyone was telling you that Trump was the GOP nominee for President, you would be convinced you were on some kind of hidden camera prank show.
←Rate | 05-14-2016 16:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump hasn't tweeted the Launch Codes yet...So, far so good!
←Rate | 01-22-2017 12:16 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I think Donald Trump is Sacha Baron Cohen's best character so far.
←Rate | 04-09-2016 11:03 by Snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Recent polls show 65% of Hispanics do not have a favorable opinion of Donald Trump...the other 35% immigrated to the USA legally.
←Rate | 08-26-2015 11:44 by M Comments (0)  


   messageicon New Campaign Slogan: Don't be a Chump, Vote for Trump.
←Rate | 07-14-2016 14:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump has 515 companies, four of which have gone bankrupt. Bill & hillary have had 5 and all 5 went bankrupt.
←Rate | 06-05-2017 17:49 Comments (6)  


   messageicon I don't need to post political things anymore. Trump has already won the election.
←Rate | 01-22-2016 14:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the "Situation" should be renamed "Regurgitation" after he stunk up the Donald Trump roast!.
←Rate | 03-16-2011 03:57 by totalpackage Comments (0)  


   messageicon Reagan's shooter, John Hinckley Jr., to be released, I assume it's just in case Trump gets elected.
←Rate | 07-28-2016 20:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you stubbed your toe, it probably was Trump's fault
←Rate | 09-07-2017 20:02 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Obama should resign a day early to make Biden the 45th president just to ruin all of Trump's merchandise.
←Rate | 01-15-2017 18:53 by Jickityjktz Comments (1)  


   messageicon Donald Trump endorsing someone for President is like Dr. Phil endorsing someone for Surgeon General.
←Rate | 02-07-2012 18:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The population of the USA 323.1 million, CNN Fake News watchers 1.72 million. 99% stand with Trump, unless you’re an idiot.
←Rate | 12-04-2017 22:27 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Trump's 2nd season "Im a winner" will be airing on 2020.
←Rate | 10-22-2016 18:44 by Jonathan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump got more fat women to take a walk in one day than Michell Obama did in 8 years
←Rate | 01-21-2017 23:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet if Trump did get elected, he'd be able to comb over some of the financial problems we face.
←Rate | 06-18-2015 09:00 by Creeooo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sure,,, Trump may be unhinged now,,,, but maybe he'll calm down once he becomes the most powerful person in the world
←Rate | 08-01-2016 11:20 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump DOES NOT HAVE THE ANSWERS, BUT the wall is a good F_ing start.
←Rate | 07-27-2016 16:05 Comments (0)  


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