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   messageicon Obama should resign a day early to make Biden the 45th president just to ruin all of Trump's merchandise.
←Rate | 01-15-2017 18:53 by Jickityjktz Comments (1)  

   messageicon Donald Trump endorsing someone for President is like Dr. Phil endorsing someone for Surgeon General.
←Rate | 02-07-2012 18:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon C'mon everybody. Ease up on Donald Trump. After all, we now finally have a First Family I can masturbate to.
←Rate | 01-22-2017 01:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald and Melania Trump reportedly sleep in separate bedrooms. That's a good idea, Melania's crying keeps Donald awake at night.
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump Unfit? Obama entered office without any successful executive experience .... and after Eight Years in Office ..... Will leave .... in the same way .....
←Rate | 08-03-2016 22:21 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Trump's 2nd season "Im a winner" will be airing on 2020.
←Rate | 10-22-2016 18:44 by Jonathan Comments (0)  

   messageicon The population of the USA 323.1 million, CNN Fake News watchers 1.72 million. 99% stand with Trump, unless you’re an idiot.
←Rate | 12-04-2017 22:27 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Reagan's shooter, John Hinckley Jr., to be released, I assume it's just in case Trump gets elected.
←Rate | 07-28-2016 20:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump got more fat women to take a walk in one day than Michell Obama did in 8 years
←Rate | 01-21-2017 23:55 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I bet if Trump did get elected, he'd be able to comb over some of the financial problems we face.
←Rate | 06-18-2015 09:00 by Creeooo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sure,,, Trump may be unhinged now,,,, but maybe he'll calm down once he becomes the most powerful person in the world
←Rate | 08-01-2016 11:20 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump wants Obama to show his birth certificate.. In other news, Trump is still trying to find all his marriage certificates.
←Rate | 03-29-2011 21:14 by jdpower Comments (0)  

   messageicon In all fairness - now that President Obama has shown his long form birth certificate... He should demand Trump to show that his hair is real and to prove it or just finally shut up!! As he's starting to sound crazier than Charlie Sheen!! Winning
←Rate | 04-29-2011 11:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump DOES NOT HAVE THE ANSWERS, BUT the wall is a good F_ing start.
←Rate | 07-27-2016 16:05 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It’s easier to come out of the closet than it is to say you like Trump.
←Rate | 07-19-2016 01:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some celebrities said they were leaving the country if Trump got elected president. I didn't realize they meant die, Kanye West, we're still waiting...
←Rate | 12-30-2016 08:09 by JAB Comments (0)  

   messageicon are most of these anti trump people on welfare?
←Rate | 07-22-2016 13:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon How great will it be when Trump steps up to the podium after accepting the Republican nomination and says "Live from New York, it's Saturday night"....
←Rate | 04-02-2016 08:35 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  

   messageicon Number of Federal Investigations of corruption, collusion, and Illegal use of Confidential Government Information against Trump - 0 ...... Number of FBI investigations against Hillary for the same - 1 .... Seems like an easy choice to me...
←Rate | 10-30-2016 13:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Hunter Biden's name was Hunter Trump, the media would be killing him right now...
←Rate | 03-02-2017 09:00 Comments (0)  

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