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   messageicon Relationships are a winter sport..
←Rate | 11-28-2011 15:00 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just looking at the snow angels I made. I'm definitely going to the gym tomorrow!
←Rate | 01-06-2015 21:46 by Depirts1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Belle: "My husband is a beast." Cinderella: "Mine still drives a pumpkin." Snow White: "My husband leaves me home with 7 little ones." Mermaid: "Mine wants me to use fishnet stockings." Sleeping Beauty: "I just pretend i'm asleep." Disney's Desperate Hous
←Rate | 12-07-2011 03:52 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finally, my winter fat is gone, now all I have are spring rolls
←Rate | 04-17-2019 07:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you know how much snow is too much snow to go to the liquor store?
←Rate | 12-15-2013 09:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm giving up snow for lent
←Rate | 02-13-2013 10:01 by Liliana Comments (0)  


   messageicon Found a Jelly Belly in my winter coat from last year. I ate it.
←Rate | 12-05-2014 23:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon All this slippery ice and snow is making this texting while driving a real challenge...
←Rate | 02-13-2014 07:55 by Marshall The Mediocre Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was beginning to wonder if the winter's directly before a presidential election year were all warmer than usual due these lie spuing politicians and the amount of hot air hey were expelling.
←Rate | 01-11-2016 16:40 by John Y Comments (3)  


   messageicon figured out a way to turn my dishwasher into a snow remover. I handed my wife a shovel
←Rate | 06-16-2009 21:47 by mat2sm00th Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until ALL the birds have gone South for the Winter.
←Rate | 09-15-2013 09:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to go the next NHL Winter Classic and sneak onto the ice with a fishing pole and a folding chair. Just for laughs.
←Rate | 01-17-2011 20:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Added to my bucket list today: Figure out what the hell 'Snow' is saying in the song 'Informer'.
←Rate | 04-19-2012 21:46 by DaveB1191 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ..i thought it was sweet of my boss to gather us all together and warn us of the massive amounts of snow expected overnight and to drive carefully... then also warn us to "show up to work tomorrow or else". Aww they really DO care!
←Rate | 01-05-2010 10:44 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates shoving snow...is there an app for that?
←Rate | 01-07-2010 15:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Winter always reminds to think ahead for the springtime...meaning...gotta find somewhere to hide the bodies when the snow thaws.......
←Rate | 01-11-2010 09:56 by ds Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's winter, and it snowed. Enough said!
←Rate | 02-09-2013 13:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Joe Namath's coat saw it's shadow... 6 more weeks of winter.
←Rate | 02-04-2014 17:09 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING: Snow White is down to 6 Dwarves.. Sneezy was just placed in quarantine.
←Rate | 03-09-2020 15:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drank enough whiskey to talk the husband into a Titanic reenactment. He's laying in the snow and I won't share the picnic table with him.
←Rate | 09-25-2019 15:53 Comments (0)  




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