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   messageicon Nothing brings out the worst in human nature like a crowded mall. :) I can't wait to start Christmas shopping!
←Rate | 12-18-2010 15:26 by Timoteo Comments (0)  

   messageicon I went to Jared for my girlfriend's Christmas gift. I'm sure she will love her Subway gift card.
←Rate | 12-23-2013 10:42 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Santa, I don't want anything for Christmas except for the person reading this to have an amazing Christmas.
←Rate | 12-16-2011 01:39 by g0re Comments (0)  

   messageicon Friends are like Christmas lights. Some are broke, others just don't work for you....and there are others that make your day shine bright.
←Rate | 12-27-2009 17:55 by Danmanz Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!!
←Rate | 08-24-2009 12:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Santa, I didn't want to make it too hard for you this year, so, the only thing on my list this year is 1 year paid leave from work. with bonus
←Rate | 12-15-2011 06:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I snuck in my neighbor's house last night and ate up all their Christmas cookies. This secret Santa thing isn't so bad after all.
←Rate | 12-23-2012 07:20 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon My Christmas tree isn't the only thing that's getting lit this time of year.
←Rate | 12-24-2012 13:06 by @topherjordan Comments (0)  

   messageicon You may remember me from such events as ruining Christmas dinner.
←Rate | 12-21-2014 01:11 by Baddie Comments (0)  

   messageicon I've got Christmas spirit!! I just hung a little Christmas tree air freshener in my car.....ahhhhh smells like the holidays
←Rate | 11-23-2010 19:14 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  

   messageicon I couldn't believe it when my wife announced she was leaving me for being too lazy. Especially after I'd spent all morning taking the Christmas decorations down.....
←Rate | 04-08-2012 08:17 by Ballysboots Comments (0)  

   messageicon Santa loves the rich kids more.
←Rate | 12-05-2010 00:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Every time a Christmas tree is lit before Thanksgiving, an elf drowns a baby reindeer.
←Rate | 11-17-2011 22:04 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon Christmas shopping for your parents isnt easy. I mean, what DO you buy someone who has the perfect gift. Like me, for example
←Rate | 12-17-2011 16:42 by lbdp18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm going to make Christmas cookies with dog bone cookie cutters & see if anyone eats them this year!!!
←Rate | 12-19-2010 14:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon When I was a child, I always used to search my parent's drawers and cupboards in the run up to Christmas so I'd know exactly what to expect. Although I never did receive that Vibratron Pleasuremax 3000.
←Rate | 12-24-2010 15:16 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  

   messageicon No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a light saber.
←Rate | 12-21-2010 20:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think I overdosed on my family.....Santa has the right idea....only visit some ppl once a year.....
←Rate | 12-25-2009 00:38 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  

   messageicon Anyone caught singing Christmas carols between now and Thanksgiving will be slapped.
←Rate | 11-10-2009 17:51 by Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just wanted to wish happy holidays to engineers of the electricals. Your postt manage to survive!
←Rate | 12-23-2014 16:07 Comments (0)  

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