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   messageicon Every time a Christmas tree is lit before Thanksgiving, an elf drowns a baby reindeer.
←Rate | 11-17-2011 22:04 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon Christmas shopping for your parents isnt easy. I mean, what DO you buy someone who has the perfect gift. Like me, for example
←Rate | 12-17-2011 16:42 by lbdp18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon the difference in Tiger Woods and Santa is Santa stops at 3 hos.
←Rate | 12-09-2009 08:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm going to make Christmas cookies with dog bone cookie cutters & see if anyone eats them this year!!!
←Rate | 12-19-2010 14:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon When I was a child, I always used to search my parent's drawers and cupboards in the run up to Christmas so I'd know exactly what to expect. Although I never did receive that Vibratron Pleasuremax 3000.
←Rate | 12-24-2010 15:16 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  

   messageicon No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a light saber.
←Rate | 12-21-2010 20:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think I overdosed on my family.....Santa has the right idea....only visit some ppl once a year.....
←Rate | 12-25-2009 00:38 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whew!!.. just in time ... I got all my Christmas shopping done with one fell swoop... I hope everyone enjoys their Netflicks trial offers :)
←Rate | 12-22-2010 16:25 by Bucket Truck Bill Comments (1)  

   messageicon I'll be spending most of today putting Santa hats on all my Halloween decorations.
←Rate | 11-01-2010 09:22 by Aaron Comments (0)  

   messageicon This Wiki Leaks is getting out of control -- They just leaked Santa's christmas list.
←Rate | 12-10-2010 10:07 by Ianmwash Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't you find those people who keep updating how many days to christmas annoying? Anyway it's 37 days to christmas.
←Rate | 11-18-2010 11:03 by HEX Comments (0)  

   messageicon In order to refrain from spending too much on Christmas, I'm voluntarily placing myself in the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program.
←Rate | 12-09-2010 08:14 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  

   messageicon In further keeping with the new American tradition of ruining holidays by starting them early and hurrying them along...I put up all my Christmas decorations yesterday, and took them back down this morning.
←Rate | 11-25-2013 10:14 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  

   messageicon Santa I was not naughty, I was merely thinking outside the box!!
←Rate | 12-17-2011 19:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whenever I get a Christmas present that I don't want, I hold onto it and give it to someone else as their birthday gift.
←Rate | 12-19-2011 11:10 by @dj_soltrix Comments (0)  

   messageicon "You see your family whole year, holidays are for your bartender !!" - Moe Syzlak
←Rate | 10-31-2011 18:18 by Muzammil Comments (0)  

   messageicon I may be on Santa's naughty list but at least I had fun getting there.
←Rate | 12-23-2012 04:28 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Remember, Christmas is over if you sit on a strangers lap now and ask for stuff it's because you're a whore.
←Rate | 12-27-2016 19:36 by JCGJ Comments (0)  

   messageicon The radio shouldve started playing thanksgiving music instead of christmas music but the only song I can think of is Adam Sandlers Thanksgiving Song.
←Rate | 11-23-2011 21:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just to remind you: about 152 Days left to Christmas and 148 until the end of world happens again! Enjoy it!
←Rate | 07-25-2012 06:53 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  

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