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   messageicon Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!!
←Rate | 08-24-2009 12:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You may remember me from such events as ruining Christmas dinner.
←Rate | 12-21-2014 01:11 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Santa, I didn't want to make it too hard for you this year, so, the only thing on my list this year is 1 year paid leave from work. with bonus
←Rate | 12-15-2011 06:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've got Christmas spirit!! I just hung a little Christmas tree air freshener in my car.....ahhhhh smells like the holidays
←Rate | 11-23-2010 19:14 by wendy rafferty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I snuck in my neighbor's house last night and ate up all their Christmas cookies. This secret Santa thing isn't so bad after all.
←Rate | 12-23-2012 07:20 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Christmas tree isn't the only thing that's getting lit this time of year.
←Rate | 12-24-2012 13:06 by @topherjordan Comments (0)  


   messageicon I couldn't believe it when my wife announced she was leaving me for being too lazy. Especially after I'd spent all morning taking the Christmas decorations down.....
←Rate | 04-08-2012 08:17 by Ballysboots Comments (0)  


   messageicon Santa loves the rich kids more.
←Rate | 12-05-2010 00:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every time a Christmas tree is lit before Thanksgiving, an elf drowns a baby reindeer.
←Rate | 11-17-2011 22:04 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Christmas shopping for your parents isnt easy. I mean, what DO you buy someone who has the perfect gift. Like me, for example
←Rate | 12-17-2011 16:42 by lbdp18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to make Christmas cookies with dog bone cookie cutters & see if anyone eats them this year!!!
←Rate | 12-19-2010 14:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was a child, I always used to search my parent's drawers and cupboards in the run up to Christmas so I'd know exactly what to expect. Although I never did receive that Vibratron Pleasuremax 3000.
←Rate | 12-24-2010 15:16 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a light saber.
←Rate | 12-21-2010 20:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I overdosed on my family.....Santa has the right idea....only visit some ppl once a year.....
←Rate | 12-25-2009 00:38 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone caught singing Christmas carols between now and Thanksgiving will be slapped.
←Rate | 11-10-2009 17:51 by BarryClark@twitter.com Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just wanted to wish happy holidays to engineers of the electricals. Your postt manage to survive!
←Rate | 12-23-2014 16:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whew!!.. just in time ... I got all my Christmas shopping done with one fell swoop... I hope everyone enjoys their Netflicks trial offers :)
←Rate | 12-22-2010 16:25 by Bucket Truck Bill Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'll be spending most of today putting Santa hats on all my Halloween decorations.
←Rate | 11-01-2010 09:22 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon This Wiki Leaks is getting out of control -- They just leaked Santa's christmas list.
←Rate | 12-10-2010 10:07 by Ianmwash Comments (0)  


   messageicon In further keeping with the new American tradition of ruining holidays by starting them early and hurrying them along...I put up all my Christmas decorations yesterday, and took them back down this morning.
←Rate | 11-25-2013 10:14 by mc fazzerino Comments (0)  


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