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   messageicon If Santa's helper takes a picture in the mirror, is that an elfie?
←Rate | 12-16-2013 16:36 by lkl627 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The race to get Dad a Christmas present usually ends in a tie.
←Rate | 12-09-2014 12:38 by lkl627 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who work on their tablets all day and play games all night burn the Kindle at both ends.
←Rate | 08-12-2014 22:48 by lkl627 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friends are like a string of Christmas lights. Some are broke, some are burned out, others just don't work for you, a few aren't the brightest, some even need you to untangle the mess they are in..but most of them shine brightest when your day is darkest.
←Rate | 12-08-2011 13:16 by lkl627 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Although 2016 was expected, Apple has announced the coming year will only be 2015s.
←Rate | 12-31-2015 12:42 by lkl627 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Immigration puns are funny but they cross the line.
←Rate | 11-27-2015 20:58 by lkl627 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Secure passwords are important. So I named my dog "x_9J6B=oM%"
←Rate | 05-08-2015 13:39 by lkl627 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I expect to see a speeding ticket for a DeLorean going at least 89MPH today.
←Rate | 10-21-2015 16:01 by lkl627 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't think NORAD should be publishing the location of Santa. This is just the sort of information we don't want the terrorists to have.
←Rate | 12-24-2011 11:44 by lkl627 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Last Christmas I gave you my heart. But the very next day you gave it away. This year I'll give it to someone speci....wait a minute! You re-gifted my heart!?!
←Rate | 12-20-2011 22:24 by lkl627 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel like Donald Trump had his wisdom teeth taken out, but the anesthesia never wore off.
←Rate | 04-14-2016 10:34 by lkl627 Comments (0)  


   messageicon From the Paris Climate Change Conference: Santa is required to put solar panels in the stockings of naughty kids.
←Rate | 12-17-2015 16:36 by lkl627 Comments (0)  


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