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   messageicon Great to be Catholic this month! We welcome a new Pope, plus we get three major religious holidays! Palm Sunday, Easter, and to kick it all off...the most important...St. Patrick's Day.
←Rate | 03-14-2013 09:35 by Sammy Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is no app that can show you who is "stalking" your profile, no video of Usama getting shot, no honest politicians and no Easter Bunny. So please quit being so permiscious with your clicker and spreading FTV's (fb transmitted viruses).
←Rate | 05-12-2011 08:18 by michael stanley Comments (0)  


   messageicon starin at a fluorescent light Above him watchin the dust bunny fall like snow.
←Rate | 10-19-2011 19:35 by X Comments (0)  


   messageicon Easter Pro Tip: Wrap up grapes in color foil and give them away as chocolate eggs to your family and friends.
←Rate | 03-23-2016 03:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon And then the imaginary Easter Bunny said "put that obscene picture on Facebook. It's hilarious"... But the Easter Bunny was wrong. So very wrong. According to the HR department.
←Rate | 03-29-2016 06:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon nothing says happy Easter Jesus like going to a Wal Mart
←Rate | 04-08-2012 15:27 by wayneh Comments (0)  


   messageicon So let me get this straight....a giant bunny rises from the dead, commits a bunch of sins, then we eat a pig?
←Rate | 04-05-2012 13:39 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon just had a moment of genius, a chocolate Easter bunny that is filled with the Cadbury Cream Egg filling......YUMMMM!!!
←Rate | 04-02-2010 07:57 by Scott Comments (0)  


   messageicon "It looks like the Easter Bunny came here last night" "Let's not jump to any conclusions. Until we get these semen samples down to the lab we can't be sure who it was."
←Rate | 03-28-2015 14:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So my mom just got her citizenship and she wants to change her name to Bunny!!? WTF. I'm dreading the day when I have to introduce her to my fiance. Mom seriously just keep your 10 letter hard to prounounce Asian name!
←Rate | 04-08-2010 19:56 by @Squishy_Penguin Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am not religious but I am grateful for this easter holiday, in fact I am grateful for any holiday that mean I dont have to go to work.
←Rate | 03-29-2013 04:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ok, I wasnt paying Attention this Morning, Did the Darn Easter Bunny See his shadow and do we have 6 more weeks of Winter???
←Rate | 04-08-2012 11:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backward? He keeps coming and coming and coming.
←Rate | 09-25-2011 21:34 by Someone Who Presses 1 For English Comments (0)  


   messageicon my kid said I can't wait until the Easter Bunny comes so I can eat it. I said if you eat the Easter Bunny she might come faster.
←Rate | 03-28-2015 11:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fun At The Office Tip: Eat an Easter egg on the Friday after Easter, then wait for the employees to start an office pool named, "What crawled up your a$$ and died?"
←Rate | 04-17-2017 10:52 by Mick Comments (0)  


   messageicon ate too many easter eggs...now I got the squirts!!
←Rate | 04-05-2012 14:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Easter Bunny just left me a bunch of tiny brown chocolate eggs. Can't wait to eat them. Yummy!
←Rate | 04-23-2011 22:14 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon dear portuguese easter bunny , dont hide to many eggs in my sweetbread because then there will be less sweetbread and I'll be pissed , thank you :)
←Rate | 04-24-2011 01:02 by delgadokid4 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I could have a moment of your time I'd just like to say, Happy Easter everyone.
←Rate | 12-21-2013 13:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am wondering what type of Easter eggs they are eating this weekend at Trump rallies....
←Rate | 03-27-2016 03:22 Comments (0)  




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