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   messageicon I am not religious but I am grateful for this easter holiday, in fact I am grateful for any holiday that mean I dont have to go to work.
←Rate | 03-29-2013 04:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ok, I wasnt paying Attention this Morning, Did the Darn Easter Bunny See his shadow and do we have 6 more weeks of Winter???
←Rate | 04-08-2012 11:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon .... Happy Easter!!! ... BTW it's also 4-20 ... so it's also Easter Bowl Sunday!
←Rate | 04-20-2014 12:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backward? He keeps coming and coming and coming.
←Rate | 09-25-2011 21:34 by Someone Who Presses 1 For English Comments (0)  

   messageicon my kid said I can't wait until the Easter Bunny comes so I can eat it. I said if you eat the Easter Bunny she might come faster.
←Rate | 03-28-2015 11:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fun At The Office Tip: Eat an Easter egg on the Friday after Easter, then wait for the employees to start an office pool named, "What crawled up your a$$ and died?"
←Rate | 04-17-2017 10:52 by Mick Comments (0)  

   messageicon ate too many easter eggs...now I got the squirts!!
←Rate | 04-05-2012 14:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Easter Bunny just left me a bunch of tiny brown chocolate eggs. Can't wait to eat them. Yummy!
←Rate | 04-23-2011 22:14 by Gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon dear portuguese easter bunny , dont hide to many eggs in my sweetbread because then there will be less sweetbread and I'll be pissed , thank you :)
←Rate | 04-24-2011 01:02 by delgadokid4 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I could have a moment of your time I'd just like to say, Happy Easter everyone.
←Rate | 12-21-2013 13:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am wondering what type of Easter eggs they are eating this weekend at Trump rallies....
←Rate | 03-27-2016 03:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If next Friday , the Friday before Easter has always been known as Good Friday ( Which sort of bothered me because it was far from a Good Friday for our Crucified Savior) shouldn't the Friday before Palm Sunday be known at least as Mediocre Friday?
←Rate | 04-14-2011 19:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Jesus day aka Easter. +
←Rate | 03-31-2013 16:07 by @kraziedavid909 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." Oops, I'm now sitting at my work's disciplinary meeting dressed as the Easter Bunny.
←Rate | 03-20-2016 06:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Cooking up some hasenpfeffer. Thanks Easter Bunny, bawk bawk.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 10:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My parents accused me of being a liar today! All I said was ''Santa Claus'' ''Easter Bunny'' '' Tooth Fairy'' and walked away. Shut them Up!!!
←Rate | 07-07-2012 11:57 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  

   messageicon Heard on the news, while hunting for Easter eggs the kids found a body, can you imagine nexy year when mom says come on lets see what the Easter Bunny brought you. I Picture kids screaming and crying, hell I would peobaly never celebrate Easter agian.
←Rate | 04-04-2010 15:21 by Tanner Comments (0)  

   messageicon Today is EASTER GRASS bake day!!
←Rate | 04-20-2014 09:11 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My goal for Easter weekend is to move just enough each day to make sure no one thinks I'm dead.
←Rate | 03-24-2016 01:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon as a kid my mom used to tell us kids "i dont want to hear a peep"....i just listened to the easter basket & I dont hear anything
←Rate | 03-23-2013 18:14 by Eddy Comments (0)  

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