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decided to go barefoot, because i'm always thinking outside the socks
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08-12-2010 16:34 by
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I'm no Proctologist, but I know an a**hole when I see one.
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04-11-2010 23:16
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not goin bald....im just gettin more head!
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05-03-2010 08:49
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Weird... I just found a haystack on top of this needle...
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05-04-2010 22:52 by
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Nothing is sweeter than finding out that the cute boy who dumped you in the 12th grade lives in his mother's basement.
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05-11-2010 21:04
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Whoever said "two wrongs don't make a right" has obviously never experienced McDonalds breakfast after a night of binge drinking.
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05-17-2010 10:00 by
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Unite this Cinco de Mayo to keep sharpies out of the hands of young mexican girls' hands. Feel comfortable in your natural eyebrows ladies.
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05-02-2010 00:29 by
Not Worth Adding My Name
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Just because we have the same last name doesn't mean we have to be Facebook friends, Grandpa...
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05-06-2010 17:46 by
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I've got ADD and OCD so that means I've got something new to obsess about every 5 seconds.
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06-21-2010 07:48
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thinks the “8″ in “Kate Plus 8″ refers to the remaining viewers.
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10-24-2010 14:59
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I'll be spending most of today putting Santa hats on all my Halloween decorations.
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11-01-2010 09:22 by
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Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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11-04-2010 22:48 by
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Why is it that car commercials know which old songs were good but oldies radio stations don't?
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11-27-2010 19:26 by
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They say you always want what you can't have. Well I just had another beer and proved that theory to be incorrect.
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12-03-2010 19:51
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says change your birthday on facebook to todays date, and see how many of your "friends" are totally clueless
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12-06-2010 08:46 by
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This Wiki Leaks is getting out of control -- They just leaked Santa's christmas list.
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12-10-2010 10:07 by
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some days I wake up all ready to take on the world!! Today is NOT one of those days
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12-18-2010 08:38 by
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Spell procrastination : F.A.C.E.B.O.O.K.
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01-10-2011 22:28 by
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When someone says, "Expect the unexpected," I like to punch them in the face to express my agreement.
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09-01-2010 19:01 by
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I want a job in construction. I want to apply to be that guy who is never doing anything when you drive by slowly because they are merging lanes. this guy can usually be seen holding a cigarette and wearing his football teams logo on his hard hat
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09-03-2010 18:30 by
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