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life is short. have a ball, better yet have two
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05-04-2010 13:13 by sammy g
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There’s “hell” in hello, “good” in goodbye, “lie” in believe, “over” in lover, “end” in friend, “ex” in “next”, & “if” in life.
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08-30-2013 23:12 by BEGO
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I find it very funny that all the women who say Trump is a sexist pig are saying farewell to Hugh Hefner who did nothing but exploit women all his life....
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09-28-2017 16:19
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Life is precious and short. If you have time today, make sure to tell your enemies to f*ck off before they die and you're too late.
My watch died at 11:30pm last night... It was the most incredible night of my life. At 3:00am I was still thinking it was 11:30. I was like "OMG the night still so young!!!!!" And kept on drinking... Yeah, I got home at 11:30pm, good girl!
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07-09-2011 16:09
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We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood. But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there.
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01-01-2012 17:43
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▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ scratch and you can win free cats for life
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07-18-2011 06:36 by Mahdi H
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Ok my Guardian Angel, if you're out there, and if you're listening.. Please listen to this one: "I want to keep her, for life"
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07-26-2011 10:58
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I had a near-life experience...I nearly quit Facebook.
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02-17-2012 17:47
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"In Super Mario, as in life, its Game Over when you get the girl!!!"
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04-06-2010 12:36
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Sometimes I fear that my entire life is a mockumentary
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08-05-2011 23:14 by flinnie
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Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.
Any good lawyers out there? I just found out that some broad named E.L. James is using me and my life as the inspiration for the main male character in some book she has out, without asking me for permission or giving me any of the proceeds. I'm outraged
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06-20-2012 09:32
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Kept making the same mistakes in life, so I call them traditions now.
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05-25-2013 07:37 by snotty
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Seems most people live life to the foolest...
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06-21-2013 18:25
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Instead of moaning about how much your life sucks try getting drunk like normal people
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08-08-2014 15:08
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I'm amazed at how some people have survived this far in life
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11-07-2014 00:58
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There are more important things in life than money. The trouble is they all cost money.
why does LIFE keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?
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07-08-2011 20:16 by bijoux
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I have a life outside Facebook...but I have forgotten the password for it.
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12-30-2011 08:32
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